You absolute...

[Apisto42]

You absolute acronym

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute dillshnab!

(No idea, got an uncle who says it)

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You absolute jackhammer

 

[Taegul]

You absolute thumbsucker.

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute prat

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute interrobang?!

 

[Kat90xx]

I absolute Magicarp

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute 5.25" floppy disk.

 

[CuriousRick]

You absolute brick house

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute pecker wood

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute pecker wood

That reminds me, where is @SirCorneliusWankumbush peckerhead?

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute whole number!

 

[Taegul]

You absolute toilet brush.

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute CD jewel case.

 

[Stephie02]

Ummmm.... Coulda just gone with

You Absolute CD!

What is that anyway? Like an old timey record or something?

 

[jonnoback]

I'm not gonna read over 1000 posts to see if someone has said this but... and NEVER say this in the pub (unless it's to your best mate and then it's allowed as it's a term of endearment).

You absolute wanker!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute codswallop

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute raw chicken leg!

 

[RaineDrops]

You absolute paper shredder

 

[fsa52]

You absolute loblolly pine!

(I do listen when he talks trees!)

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You absolute cobra chicken!

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute English toffee

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

You absolute lag bolt

 

[Kat90xx]

I'm not gonna read over 1000 posts to see if someone has said this but... and NEVER say this in the pub (unless it's to your best mate and then it's allowed as it's a term of endearment).

You absolute wanker!

And only if they spill a tray of drinks followed by “whey!”

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute frosted glass.