You absolute...

[Orwellian69]

You absolute spunk bubble

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute wet spot!

(There's a theme here, I just know it)

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute wet patch in the bed (well, I'm not fucking sleeping on it!)

 

[Stephie02]

You absolute wet patch in the bed (well, I'm not fucking sleeping on it!)

Probably your fault, ya know, so what, she's supposed to sleep on it?

What do the British say? You absolute wanker!

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute ass rash

 

[Stephie02]

You Absolute....

PrepH?

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute turnip botherer

 

[Apisto42]

You absolute fecker (Irish version)

 

[EctoJohn]

You absolute broken pic link!

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute cow patty

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute Rocky Mountain oyster

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute suet pudding

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute pimple popper

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute popped pimple

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute tweezer

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute 12 year old tub of vaseline. really dirty tub too.

 

[SimplyMsT]

You absolute boob sweat

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute arm pit

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute Adam’s apple

 

[barefootgirl69]

You absolute bookend.

 

[Orwellian69]

You absolute door stop

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

You absolute butt plug

 

[LeSabreur]

You absolute exudate

 

[cheekygirl75]

You absolute rotten potato

 

[pinkparkhorse]

You absolute crop duster