Yesterday, I blew up the car...

[warrior queen]

...and this morning, I blew up the vacuum cleaner. I am not having a good run.

 

[zipman]

I would turn your vibrator on before you insert it.

 

[TonyClifton]

...and this morning, I blew up the vacuum cleaner. I am not having a good run.

We don't need no stinking vacuum cleaner threads.

Miguel, shoot her in the ass for making one...

"Can I shoot her in the foot instead?"

Okay, shoot her in the foot, but shoot her.

 

[thelovingsadist]

I think I blew up the dryer...

Must be a bad week for appliances.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Obviously Dolf was involved....

 

[blobfish]

I blew up a car in Palestine.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I blew up a car in Palestine.

The truth slowly reveals itself......

So far we know you are a dirty Jew who has been on Lit much longer than your join date would indicate.

 

[warrior queen]

I would turn your vibrator on before you insert it.

Hah! I was planning to have a me-sess later, but now I may have to rethink my approach

 

[TonyClifton]

This thread reminds of the the movie "Mexican Leaf Blowers From Mars."

 

[blobfish]

The truth slowly reveals itself......

So far we know you are a dirty Jew who has been on Lit much longer than your join date would indicate.

*beheads*

 

[warrior queen]

I think I blew up the dryer...

Must be a bad week for appliances.

To be fair, I only paid $40 for my vacuum about 2 yrs ago, so it's not catastrophic.

 

[TonyClifton]

...and this morning, I blew up the vacuum cleaner. I am not having a good run.

You might want to consider another line of work.

 

[ryan8558]

Yesterday, I blew up the car

That'll probably get you on a terror watch list.


And probably me too for quoting you.

 

[Squibbs]

Serves you right for leaving the kitchen.

 

[warrior queen]

I'll be back in the kitchen later - dinner is salmon en papillotte with chilli and lime, and I need to preprepare all the veg for the slow cooker for tomorrow

 

[Squibbs]

The point of the papillotte is to steam everything inside of it.

 

[warrior queen]

The point of the papillotte is to steam everything inside of it.

Well, duh!

I still have to finely slice the chillies and grate the lime rind and squeeze the limes.
There is some prep involved
Plus, theres the salad to make.

 

[KRCummings]

Why do people talk to the piece of shit like it's human?

 

[blobfish]

Why do people talk to the piece of shit like it's human?

Because she doesn't ignore the black sheep of the forum, like TonyClifton and Lifendeath.

 

[parodyluvr75]

...and this morning, I blew up the vacuum cleaner. I am not having a good run.

If your knew found skill applies to people, there are a few I'd like to introduce you to.

 

[eyer]

Yesterday, I blew up the car...

Did it give you a quarter after you were done?

 

[Squibbs]

Why do people talk to the piece of shit like it's human?

Come on, I do have some redeeming qualities.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Why do people talk to the piece of shit like it's human?

Your thoughts of me are no better. So I must question your judgement.

 

[KRCummings]

Come on, I do have some redeeming qualities.

Don't kid yourself.

 

[KRCummings]

Your thoughts of me are no better. So I must question your judgement.

You've been dumber than usual lately and that's really saying something.
Right now you're completely off the charts so I'll just assume it's the drugs talking.