Yawn Rape... Are You For It or Agin' It?

[neonlyte]

I can't believe I saw this on television. A girl yawned and a guy stuck his finger in her mouth.

'Yawn Rape', he cried. She hit him.

Far be it for me to make light of the four letter 'R' word... but I found it hilarious, the SO and I indulge occasionally not realising the act had a name

 

[DesertPirate]

I thinks it's funny, however I suspect the wife would bite, hard

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I can't believe I saw this on television. A girl yawned and a guy stuck his finger in her mouth.

'Yawn Rape', he cried. She hit him.

Far be it for me to make light of the four letter 'R' word... but I found it hilarious, the SO and I indulge occasionally not realising the act had a name

In the immortal words of Paul Revere and The Raiders w/Mark Lindsey, "Kicks just keep getting harder to find."

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I can't believe I saw this on television. A girl yawned and a guy stuck his finger in her mouth.

'Yawn Rape', he cried. She hit him.

Far be it for me to make light of the four letter 'R' word... but I found it hilarious, the SO and I indulge occasionally not realising the act had a name

ROFL! That's too amusing for words!

 

[dr_mabeuse]

This is close to the infamous "Wet Willie", which, although it uses lubrication, is till technically ear rape. Acts of autonasophilia are also often common, especially to be observed while driving.

If she'd vomited, would that have been considered analogous to an orgasm?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

This is close to the infamous "Wet Willie", which, although it uses lubrication, is till technically ear rape. Acts of autonasophilia are also often common, especially to be observed while driving.

If she'd vomited, would that have been considered analogous to an orgasm?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!



Let's see, what other orifices can we cover...

 

[neonlyte]

This is close to the infamous "Wet Willie", which, although it uses lubrication, is till technically ear rape. Acts of autonasophilia are also often common, especially to be observed while driving.

That would be aural sex

Our daughter, aged 11 or 12 asked one day what nasal sex was? We imagined she'd confused playground slang... I resisted saying Fuck Nose

 

[Selena_Kitt]

That would be aural sex

Our daughter, aged 11 or 12 asked one day what nasal sex was? We imagined she'd confused playground slang... I resisted saying Fuck Nose

Maybe she heard "nasal" instead of "anal?" (similiar sounds?)

 

[neonlyte]

Maybe she heard "nasal" instead of "anal?" (similiar sounds?)

I'm just hoping it wasn't some little boy saying, "Smell this."

 

[xssve]

Nah, nasal sex, sounds like something a 12 year old would think of - anything to do with picking noses is going to be hilarious by definition.

I have kind of a fetish for semetic noses myself, I had a huge crush on Barbara Streisand for years and years.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I can't believe I saw this on television. A girl yawned and a guy stuck his finger in her mouth.

'Yawn Rape', he cried. She hit him.

Far be it for me to make light of the four letter 'R' word... but I found it hilarious, the SO and I indulge occasionally not realising the act had a name

If she didn't put her hand over her mouth when she yawned, she was just asking for it. Begging for it, really. Particularly in that slutty outfit.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think I remember doing something like that in college but I'm sure we didn't call it that. Hmmm, now that I think about it, we didn't insert a finger, we looked down deep and hollered "Hello, hello,hello . o . o . o . . . . I still got hit.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Considering my chronic fatigue, I may be at serious risk of this kinda violation....
*YAWN*

 

[glynndah]

Yikes! I used to do this to my cats all the time. Ewww! Bestiality?

 

[togitc]

I used to do that to my ex constantly.

*eyes Scarlett*

*puts hands in pockets and whistles*

 

[Jack_Samuel]

Maybe that should feature in someones next story. You just know it will end up in the NC category

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I used to do that to my ex constantly.

*eyes Scarlett*

*puts hands in pockets and whistles*

*passes out gloves*