Ya' ever have one of those days...

[Expertise]

.....when you're just spoiling for a fight.

I am not in a particularly bad mood but, I would really and truly enjoy taking someone to pieces today. Maybe its too much testosterone and I actually just need to get laid.

So if anyone wants to put 'em up or for that matter pull 'em down, i'm game.

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah I have had those days unfortunately I was unable to find anyone for either case

 

[Juliangel]

Oh sweetie I can think of some simply divine ways of using up all that testosterone. Let me get busy on it and check you mail later
http://users.esc.net.au/~mapie/sm13.gif

Just two quick questions first, How big are the windows in your office and do they face the outside or other offices?

[Edited by Juliangel on 11-22-2000 at 08:07 AM]

 

[Silverlily]

Put up or shut up, Mr Expertise. I'm in the mood for a few rounds, think you can take me?

I'll leave it up to you whether it's fight or fuck.

 

[Ambrosious]

The gauntlet has been thrown!

 

[Earthmuffin]

Um, yes. Today as a matter of fact.

 

[Expertise]

Julia re. the windows.

Two big external ones each about 48w X 60h and one internal one by my door that is about 24w X 72h.

We fired one of our two Directors of Programming monday. I get her office as of next week. 3, 3 BIG WINDOWS A HA HA HA (a la the Count from Sesame St.). And its a corner office too!

Kitten Eyes my dad drummed in to me to never ever hit a woman.... but never ever let a woman hit you twice. So unless you want to start this little fracas maybe we had better just fuck. I want to make my dad proud.

 

[Silverlily]

Who said anything about hitting??

I was thinking wrestling, which of course would probably lead to fucking.

 

[Expertise]

Wrasslin' hunh? Does it involve oil? Please say yes.

Oh baby do your patented "nut cracker thigh hold" on my head please.

It hurts like a bastard but the view is spectacular

 

[ManOSafety]

I hear you...

Those days pretty much suck, though I suppose if it is testosterone and they REALLY suck, then that helps. I'm trying to figure out if I say I have too much testosterone today whether I can get an email to help me get rid of it as well....lol.

Congratulations on the new job and the window office with the 3 windows though, that is a good thing, isn't it?

 

[Silverlily]

As long as it isn't baby oil...

A little game of "pin me, you win me"?

If that is the case, I will be forced to use my Fully Twisted Tantric Lip Lock of Pleasure and my Doubled-over Derrière Display to dazzle you, leaving you helpless to my whims.

Mwhuahahahah!

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

A good (or would that be naughty?) email couldn't hurt.Ladies I have way to much testosterone,this much is really unhealthy please send me an email or two dozen.

 

[Juliangel]

A good (or would that be naughty?) email couldn't hurt.Ladies I have way to much testosterone,this much is really unhealthy please send me an email or two dozen.

With all the built up tension here I could use some email too.

 

[Expertise]

Thanks Man O Safety. No new job just moving to a better office. I'm in marketing not developement....thank god.

Baby oil Kitten. I am a little hurt that you would think that I would provide someone as lovely and urbane as you with something as pedestrian as baby oil.

WERE TALKIN BIG PLASTIC SHEETS AND EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL BABY!LOL

 

[Silverlily]

Aww, let me kiss the hurt and make it better.

Almond oil, darling, is better for the skin. Talc powder is nice too, it's slippery in a silky kind of way. The best part is you don't need a shower afterwards, unless of course you want to. A long, hot bubble bath in a double tub sounds like more fun.

 

[Expertise]

I was just kidding Kitten.

I too have a fondness for Almond and vanilla scented oils. There is something about there aromas which want to make me taste things.

 

[Silverlily]

I was just kidding Kitten.

Oh thank god, all that talk of olive oil and I was starting to feel like a lamb chop.

btw - feeling any better?

 

[ManOSafety]

Trying not to think

I'm sorry Expertise, but I'm trying not to think of you in terms of the Marketing people in Dilbert now . I'm sure you're not like that.

 

[Expertise]

Kitten

Yeah I had a lot of red meat for lunch. I still have a lot of pent up aggression and I am on the verge of DSB (dangerous seminal build-up) but all in all I am in a far better mood.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Exp?

just admit it, you're mad because I've been gone all day. hehe

 

[Expertise]

Vixen you're right i'm....

*shuffling my feet with a down cast head*

Guilty

Man o Safety

Actually I am exactly like them. Only I wear better suits and have a nicer (soon to be seriously nicer) office

 

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[Juliangel]

[B*bounces from left to right in boxer style*

LL haven't you heard he isn't into boxers....... no wait that is for his choice in undergarments.....carry on....

 

[Expertise]

Too many issues at once sweetie.

Loving them and leaving them.....HUNH!?

Ice cream flavor...... puppy paws (unbelievably good)

I don't box, I tend to grapple.

I gotta' get laid.

 

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