Draco
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Heres a wee Xmas Poem for you all
The Twelve Days Of Xmas
(The Everlasting Turkey)
On the 1st day of Xmas
My true love said to Me
I've bought a big fresh turkey,
And a proper Xmas tree.
On the 2nd day of Xmas,
Much laughter could be heard,
As we tucked into the turkey,
A most succulent bird.
On the 3rd day of Xmas,
Came the people from next door,
The turkey tasted just as good,
As it had the day before.
On the 4th day of Xmas,
Some wine and cheese we had,
We were bright and happy,
The turkey a little sad.
On the 5th day of Xmas,
Outside the snowflakes scurried,
But we were nice and warm inside,
We had the turkey curried.
On the 6th day of Xmas,
the xmas spirit died,
The children fought and bickered,
We had the turkey fried.
On the 7th day of Xmas,
My true love he did wince,
When he sat down at the table,
and was offered turkey mince.
On the 8th day of Xmas,
the dog had run for shelter,
He'd seen the turkey pancakes,
And our glass of Alka-Seltzer.
On the 9th day of Xmas,
By lunchtime Dad was blotto,
He knew that bird was back again,
This time as risotto.
On the 10th day of Xmas,
We were drinking home made brew,
As if that wasn't bad enough,
We were eating turkey stew.
On the 11th day of Xmas,
The Xmas tree was moulting,
With chilli, soy & oyster sauce,
The turkey was revolting.
On the 12th day of Xmas,
We had a smile on our lips,
The guests had gone, the turkey too,
We dined on fish & chips.
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to all the Litizens
Kind regards
DRACO.
The Twelve Days Of Xmas
(The Everlasting Turkey)
On the 1st day of Xmas
My true love said to Me
I've bought a big fresh turkey,
And a proper Xmas tree.
On the 2nd day of Xmas,
Much laughter could be heard,
As we tucked into the turkey,
A most succulent bird.
On the 3rd day of Xmas,
Came the people from next door,
The turkey tasted just as good,
As it had the day before.
On the 4th day of Xmas,
Some wine and cheese we had,
We were bright and happy,
The turkey a little sad.
On the 5th day of Xmas,
Outside the snowflakes scurried,
But we were nice and warm inside,
We had the turkey curried.
On the 6th day of Xmas,
the xmas spirit died,
The children fought and bickered,
We had the turkey fried.
On the 7th day of Xmas,
My true love he did wince,
When he sat down at the table,
and was offered turkey mince.
On the 8th day of Xmas,
the dog had run for shelter,
He'd seen the turkey pancakes,
And our glass of Alka-Seltzer.
On the 9th day of Xmas,
By lunchtime Dad was blotto,
He knew that bird was back again,
This time as risotto.
On the 10th day of Xmas,
We were drinking home made brew,
As if that wasn't bad enough,
We were eating turkey stew.
On the 11th day of Xmas,
The Xmas tree was moulting,
With chilli, soy & oyster sauce,
The turkey was revolting.
On the 12th day of Xmas,
We had a smile on our lips,
The guests had gone, the turkey too,
We dined on fish & chips.
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year to all the Litizens
Kind regards
DRACO.
