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[SweetWitch]

descriptive insult

Has anyone had too much to drink yet today?

How much is too much?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

How much is too much?

You can still type and spell correctly, so you haven't had too much yet

Still home alone?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

You can still type and spell correctly, so you haven't had too much yet

Still home alone?

I'm allergic to aftershave.

What's the nicest place you've ever been kissed?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm allergic to aftershave.

What's the nicest place you've ever been kissed?

Mexico.

Did you know that lumpy's back?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Mexico.

Did you know that lumpy's back?

I do now
(sorry)

Any big plans for Easter?

 

[SweetWitch]

I do now
(sorry)

Any big plans for Easter?

Gonna shoot stuff.

Ain't redneck holidays grand?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Gonna shoot stuff.

Ain't redneck holidays grand?

Still more fun than Iowa

Gonna shoot anything good?

 

[fungi469]

Still more fun than Iowa

Gonna shoot anything good?

a beaver!

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground???

 

[SweetWitch]

a beaver!

How much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground???

Let's watch and find out.

Ever been to a traditional Easter trap shoot?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Let's watch and find out.

Ever been to a traditional Easter trap shoot?

Been??? I've never even heard of one before tonight

What did those clay pigeons do to you?

 

[fungi469]

Let's watch and find out.

Ever been to a traditional Easter trap shoot?

No, only private Kosher ones.

Why is Snow White?

 

[TE999]

Let's watch and find out.

Ever been to a traditional Easter trap shoot?

I'd rather shoot what's in them traps.

And how do they get them pigeons inside them lil' clay frisbees?

 

[DesertPirate]

I'd rather shoot what's in them traps.

And how do they get them pigeons inside them lil' clay frisbees?

creative engineering


How do you cook them?

 

[TE999]

creative engineering


How do you cook them?

Very carefully.

Why don't they sell marshmallow peeps year round?

 

[togitc]

creative engineering


How do you cook them?

I'm thinking in a fryer like one of those turkeys.

Why don't they sell marshmallow peeps year round?

Then there wouldn't be a way to get the stale ones.

Any idea where my pants went?

 

[TE999]

I'm thinking in a fryer like one of those turkeys.



Then there wouldn't be a way to get the stale ones.

Any idea where my pants went?

You could sue the cleaners!

Why can't anybody make a decent milkshake or a malt anymore?

 

[togitc]

You could sue the cleaners!

Why can't anybody make a decent milkshake or a malt anymore?

We sold the malt powder to Martians.

Where is a good casual lay when you need it?

 

[Guest]

We sold the malt powder to Martians.

Where is a good casual lay when you need it?

Being re-written by Sistercian monks.

Where's the box the Empire State Building came in?

 

[kendo1]

Being re-written by Sistercian monks.

Where's the box the Empire State Building came in?

Think out of the box.

Do you like inkling?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Think out of the box.

Do you like inkling?

I prefer penciling

Why must everyone obey the laws of gravity?

 

[Guest]

I prefer penciling

Why must everyone obey the laws of gravity?

Thought police.

If I'm a Lit "Guru" now, why don't I feel any wiser?

 

[SweetWitch]

Thought police.

If I'm a Lit "Guru" now, why don't I feel any wiser?

Brain-sucking aliens on the prowl.

Why won't anyone just do what I say when I say?

 

[tickledkitty]

Brain-sucking aliens on the prowl.

Why won't anyone just do what I say when I say?

Say whut? (She says in her best Hannah Montana-Miley Cyrus voice )

Why didn't I take my list when I went shopping?

 

[SweetWitch]

Say whut? (She says in her best Hannah Montana-Miley Cyrus voice )

Why didn't I take my list when I went shopping?

Stolen by rampaging Marsh Aliens.

Why won't these people just leave me alone?

 

[MarshAlien]

Stolen by rampaging Marsh Aliens.

I'm sorry. Please go on with your game.