Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

I'm sorry. Please go on with your game.

Did I upset you?

 

[TE999]

Stolen by rampaging Marsh Aliens.

Why won't these people just leave me alone?

That ain't no people, that's one of them danged aliens!

Why don't spaceships land in Central Park instead of some godforsaken middle of nowhere?

 

[starrkers]

That ain't no people, that's one of them danged aliens!

Why don't spaceships land in Central Park instead of some godforsaken middle of nowhere?

They do, disguised as chihuahuas.

Why does it only rain when we can't afford it to?

 

[SweetWitch]

They do, disguised as chihuahuas.

Why does it only rain when we can't afford it to?

Tragic irony.

What is this psycho cat's problem?

 

[starrkers]

Tragic irony.

What is this psycho cat's problem?

No blueberry muffin bars.

Aren't all cat's psycho?

 

[SweetWitch]

No blueberry muffin bars.

Aren't all cat's psycho?

Plainly neurotic.

Will someone please get me a cup of tea?

 

[DesertPirate]

Plainly neurotic.

Will someone please get me a cup of tea?

Iced sweet comin at ya (I'm in the South ya know)


Feeling better yet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Iced sweet comin at ya (I'm in the South ya know)


Feeling better yet?

Not really

Anyone have any aspirin?

 

[Guest]

Not really

Anyone have any aspirin?

By this time, it's probably irrelevant.

Do guitars look good in G strings?

 

[SweetWitch]

By this time, it's probably irrelevant.

Do guitars look good in G strings?

Music is very sexy.

Nero, can I have an asparin too?

 

[fungi469]

Nero, can I have an asparin too?

The king is dead...long live the King!



Who made the salad?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The king is dead...long live the King!



Who made the salad?

Paul Newman ... he's pushing the salad dressing again

What's for lunch today?

 

[fungi469]

Paul Newman ... he's pushing the salad dressing again

What's for lunch today?

Breakfast!

Why don't you know these things???

 

[Remy_James]

Breakfast!

Why don't you know these things???

Because sometimes you think you know but you don't know you don't know, so when you do know it sucks becuase you realized that all along you never knew in the first place... ya know?

Why is the sky blue?

 

[togitc]

Because sometimes you think you know but you don't know you don't know, so when you do know it sucks becuase you realized that all along you never knew in the first place... ya know?

Why is the sky blue?

Because green would be a bit funky.

Where is the cheating section in the stories?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because green would be a bit funky.

Where is the cheating section in the stories?

The stories here are all on the up-and-up

Have I missed much tonight?

 

[Guest]

The stories here are all on the up-and-up

Have I missed much tonight?

Yes, but keep practicing--your aim will improve.

Any former cows out there who have deja-moo experiences?

 

[fungi469]

Any former cows out there who have deja-moo experiences?

Bow wow!

why do firemen wear red suspenders?

 

[DesertPirate]

Bow wow!

why do firemen wear red suspenders?

so they can moon the fire


Why are politicians so stupid?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

so they can moon the fire


Why are politicians so stupid?

It's in the job description

Why would someone spend $100 million to get a job that pays $300 grand a year?

 

[Guest]

It's in the job description

Why would someone spend $100 million to get a job that pays $300 grand a year?

They used the Office of Management and Budget accounting system.

Taxes: more certain than death?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

They used the Office of Management and Budget accounting system.

Taxes: more certain than death?

Yes

Do you want to live forever?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes

Do you want to live forever?

Would I get to see you before it ends?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Would I get to see you before it ends?

Sure ... my schedule's pretty clear next week

How have you been?

 

[SweetWitch]

Sure ... my schedule's pretty clear next week

How have you been?

Ready to go nuts.

You?