SweetWitch
Green Goddess
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2005
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If I have free time, you're welcome to it
Will we have to bring our planners to Chicago?
Sounds like a plan.
Would you believe that there was no pun intended?
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If I have free time, you're welcome to it
Will we have to bring our planners to Chicago?
Sounds like a plan.
Would you believe that there was no pun intended?
Sure
Would you believe that I have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses?
Hit it.
Why were all those cops, military, facists, etc chasing them?
Their not being chased they are leading them...charge!
If a woodchuck could chuck wood
how much wood would a woodchuck upchuck?
Approximately 4 ounces
Why does the same medication cost less for a dog than a human?
Vet's choice.
What is the name of the spider spinning the web above my computer?
Horus.
Why does it rain only in plane?
Horus.
Why does it rain only in plane?
I don't know ... I've never been to Spain
Why do mashed potatoes taste so damn good?
It's the sin factor.
Do you like sin?
I suppose, by conventional definition, that I do
Is it too cold to grill out tonight?
Not for penguins.
How cold is too cold?
Probably anything below zero
What's your favorite movie of all time?

Young Frankenstein.
Have you ever laughed so hard?
That's pretty good ... comedy-wise, while Mel Brooks is genius, I still prefer the Marx Bros.
How about dramas?
The Godfather.
How about you?
That's right up there ... but Casablanca is about the only movie that can still make me teary eyed everytime I watch it
Of all the gin joints in all the world, why did you have to walk into mine?
I was looking for you, silly. (I'd forgotten that one. That's an all time fav of mine)
How does the Maltese Falcon rate?

10 on a scale of 10 'schweetheart'.
Who doesn't like 'Citizen Kane'?
Rosebud!
Was Bogey the best or what?
The best what?
(works for both)
How good you look nakedThe best dramatic/romantic actor.
What were you thinking?
How good you look naked
Is it true that the whole world is about three drinks behind?
It is tonight.
How many days to party time?