Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

12 days, 16 hours, 13 minutes ... approximately

Is that close enough?

No.

How about you?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

No.

How about you?

Not really

Any way to make the time pass faster?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not really

Any way to make the time pass faster?

I tried, but you weren't available in time.

Got any ideas?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I tried, but you weren't available in time.

Got any ideas?

no, but I'm open to suggestion

How about you?

 

[SweetWitch]

no, but I'm open to suggestion

How about you?

Not a single one.

How will we manage to muddle through?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Not a single one.

How will we manage to muddle through?

Dirty thoughts and masturbation?

 

[SweetWitch]

Dirty thoughts and masturbation?

Snerk.

Do you have any spare batteries?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Snerk.

Do you have any spare batteries?

Will rechargables work?

 

[SweetWitch]

Will rechargables work?

What do you think?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

What do you think?

They'll work
(over and over again)
How many do you need?

 

[SweetWitch]

They'll work
(over and over again)
How many do you need?

Two, please.

Care to join me?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Two, please.

Care to join me?

I'll drop them off personally

What size ... AA, AAA, C, D, 9-volt?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'll drop them off personally

What size ... AA, AAA, C, D, 9-volt?

AA, I think.

Will you kiss me good night?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

AA, I think.

Will you kiss me good night?

Was there any place special I should have put those?

 

[fungi469]

Was there any place special I should have put those?

On the shelf next to the toilet paper.

Why do they call the computer interface devise a "mouse"?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

On the shelf next to the toilet paper.

Why do they call the computer interface devise a "mouse"?

Because they squeek and eat cheese
(have you ever left a piece of cheese in their reach ... it disappears)

Should I go to the gym this morning?

 

[liter_ally]

Any way to make the time pass faster?

Swallow a watch with milk of magnesia.

If someone plays music by ear, can you accompany by fiddling with your beard?

 

[DesertPirate]

Swallow a watch with milk of magnesia.

If someone plays music by ear, can you accompany by fiddling with your beard?

I always do

Want to my Harmonica?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

I always do

Want to my Harmonica?

Not particularly

I thought the sky was blue ... why is mine continually grey?

 

[SweetWitch]

Not particularly

I thought the sky was blue ... why is mine continually grey?

Toxic waste from Chicago.

How many more days?

 

[TE999]

Toxic waste from Chicago.

How many more days?

Eleven.


What did we do before spell check?

 

[SweetWitch]

Eleven.


What did we do before spell check?

Knuckle wraps from the teacher's ruler.

Where did I put my spell book?

 

[TE999]

Knuckle wraps from the teacher's ruler.

Where did I put my spell book?

Look under the potions cabinet.

Why does the price of Eye of Newt keep going up?

 

[Guest]

Look under the potions cabinet.

Why does the price of Eye of Newt keep going up?

Because Gingrich only has two--the bidding is fierce.

Pollywog--an insult to French people everywhere, or merely descriptive?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because Gingrich only has two--the bidding is fierce.

Pollywog--an insult to French people everywhere, or merely descriptive?

descriptive insult

Has anyone had too much to drink yet today?