Wrong answer - game thread

[Emperor_Nero]

Aliens are trying to contact you.


The purple sweater?

Green

What's your favorite M&M's color?

 

[SweetWitch]

Aliens are trying to contact you.


The purple sweater?

Red.

Why do they want me?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Green

What's your favorite M&M's color?

Masticated

Which direction does your energy flow?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Red.

Why do they want me?

They need to question you concerning the disappearance of Ricki Lake.

Are you susceptible?

 

[Guest]

Red.

Why do they want me?

Darlin', everybody wants you!

Did it hurt, much?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

*Deleted -- way too late *

 

[SweetWitch]

Darlin', everybody wants you!

Did it hurt, much?

It hurt so good.

Do you like pain?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

It hurt so good.

Do you like pain?

Are you going to kiss it and make it better?
(works for both)

 

[SweetWitch]

Are you going to kiss it and make it better?
(works for both)

Would you enjoy that?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Would you enjoy that?

Yes

Who wouldn't?

 

[SweetWitch]

Yes

Who wouldn't?

Good night.

See you tomorrow?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Good night.

See you tomorrow?

Probably late

Will you sleep well and have pleasant dreams?

 

[Guest]

Probably late

Will you sleep well and have pleasant dreams?

The two are mutually exclusive in my case.

Trimmed, shaved, or all natural?

 

[SweetWitch]

The two are mutually exclusive in my case.

Trimmed, shaved, or all natural?

Are we talking chocolate again?

 

[TE999]

Are we talking chocolate again?

Uh Huh--kisses.

Is a zebra black with white stripes or the other way 'round?

 

[Trombonus]

Uh Huh--kisses.

Is a zebra black with white stripes or the other way 'round?

Neither, they're actually neon green. The stripes are just an optical illusion.

What's my sign?

 

[Guest]

Uh Huh--kisses.

Is a zebra black with white stripes or the other way 'round?

Yes.

What was Dilbert's name before he changed it?

 

[TE999]

Yes.

What was Dilbert's name before he changed it?

Doormat?

Does eating bread crusts really make your hair curly?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Yes.

What was Dilbert's name before he changed it?

Dill...pickle

How many different types of white paint are there?

 

[Guest]

Doormat?

Does eating bread crusts really make your hair curly?

Not all of it.

Loch Ness Monster: myth or fiction?

 

[TE999]

Not all of it.

Loch Ness Monster: myth or fiction?

Neither--a drunken fantasy.

Do Scotsmen wear anything under their kilts?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

EDIT: Ug. i'm sick and tired of my internet being so fricking slow :/

 

[SweetWitch]

Neither--a drunken fantasy.

Do Scotsmen wear anything under their kilts?

Only their pride.


If he shot the deputy, why didn't he shoot the sheriff?

 

[TE999]

Cheese. I've had enough whining.

If he shot the deputy, why didn't he shoot the sheriff?

He did shoot the sherrif--he didn't shoot the deputy.

When daylight come do you wanna go home?

 

[Trombonus]

Only their pride.


If he shot the deputy, why didn't he shoot the sheriff?

He was on vacation.

What's your sign?