Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
- Joined
- Mar 24, 2007
- Posts
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Aliens are trying to contact you.
The purple sweater?
Green
What's your favorite M&M's color?
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Aliens are trying to contact you.
The purple sweater?
Aliens are trying to contact you.
The purple sweater?
Green
What's your favorite M&M's color?
Red.
Why do they want me?
Red.
Why do they want me?
Darlin', everybody wants you!
Did it hurt, much?
It hurt so good.
Do you like pain?
Are you going to kiss it and make it better?
(works for both)
Good night.
See you tomorrow?
Probably late
Will you sleep well and have pleasant dreams?
The two are mutually exclusive in my case.
Trimmed, shaved, or all natural?
Are we talking chocolate again?
Uh Huh--kisses.
Is a zebra black with white stripes or the other way 'round?
Uh Huh--kisses.
Is a zebra black with white stripes or the other way 'round?
Yes.
What was Dilbert's name before he changed it?
Yes.
What was Dilbert's name before he changed it?

Doormat?
Does eating bread crusts really make your hair curly?
Not all of it.
Loch Ness Monster: myth or fiction?
Neither--a drunken fantasy.
Do Scotsmen wear anything under their kilts?
Cheese. I've had enough whining.
If he shot the deputy, why didn't he shoot the sheriff?
Only their pride.
If he shot the deputy, why didn't he shoot the sheriff?