SweetWitch
Green Goddess
- Joined
- Oct 9, 2005
- Posts
- 20,370
Yes, unless they get in a jam.
Age before beauty, or pearls before swine?
Pearl necklace.
Have we met, dear?
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Yes, unless they get in a jam.
Age before beauty, or pearls before swine?
Pearl necklace.
Have we met, dear?
Yes, the tag in my ear proves it.
Are mutants dangerous?
Only the ones I work with.
Are you really going to Chicago?
The wrong answer would be no, neither I nor my wife, nor our house mate is going.
Are you really not going?![]()
No.
Will you miss me?
No.
Will you miss me?
Why do men have nipples?
lubricant dispensers.
I'm sure someone has already asked, but... which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.
AC or DC?
Use both and we can be "Back in Black"
Should I go to bed?
I say, let the bed come to you.
Who loves ya, baby?
I say, let the bed come to you.
Who loves ya, baby?
I say, let the bed come to you.
Who loves ya, baby?
Telly Savalas
How will the bed get here?
Mind over matter.
How did I get here?
One night your father convinced your mother that sex would be a good idea
Is that the answer you were looking for?
Beats that cabbage leaf crap.
Why is my connection so slow tonight?
Are you using a condom? (works for both)
Not unless you really mean it.Allergic.
Should I say goodnight?
Not unless you really mean it.
Ice cream or Kahlua?
Vodka.
Who's that big ol' rock of a man that just moved in across the street?
Vodka.
Who's that big ol' rock of a man that just moved in across the street?
Aliens are trying to contact you.Ugh.
Why are my feet tingling?