Wrong answer - game thread

[SweetWitch]

A mating urge.

Why does glue always dry out no matter how tightly you fasten the cap?

Just to hack you off.

Is it a crime if you don't get caught?

 

[TE999]

Just to hack you off.

Is it a crime if you don't get caught?

Nope--it's fun.

What are the real lyrics to 'Louie Louie'?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Nope--it's fun.

What are the real lyrics to 'Louie Louie'?

It's just jibberish

Was James Brown the Hardest Working Man in Show Business?

 

[SweetWitch]

It's just jibberish

Was James Brown the Hardest Working Man in Show Business?

He seemed to think so.

Why is life always so full of surprises?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

He seemed to think so.

Why is life always so full of surprises?

Because it's unscripted

Who was the funniest Marx Brother?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because it's unscripted

Who was the funniest Marx Brother?

A relative of my husband, Harpo.

What happens when the Witch of November comes calling?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A relative of my husband, Harpo.

What happens when the Witch of November comes calling?

Stormy weather

Why is Hef so appealing to young women?

 

[TE999]

A relative of my husband, Harpo.

What happens when the Witch of November comes calling?

Ore carriers bite the big one.

Is a shark a fish or not?

 

[TE999]

Stormy weather

Why is Hef so appealing to young women?

Two words--fat wallet.

Why do they charge up the nose for a decent wine in a restaurant?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Ore carriers bite the big one.

Is a shark a fish or not?

A shark is whatever it wants to be ... are you going to argue with it?

Two words--fat wallet.

Why do they charge up the nose for a decent wine in a restaurant?

Makes it easier to look down their nose at you

Does washing dishes count as exercise?

 

[SweetWitch]

A shark is whatever it wants to be ... are you going to argue with it?



Makes it easier to look down their nose at you

Does washing dishes count as exercise?

depends on if you power the dishwasher with a pedal cycle.

Why am I still awake?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

depends on if you power the dishwasher with a pedal cycle.

Why am I still awake?

The bright light from the computer screen

Is it true there are no stupid questions?

 

[TE999]

depends on if you power the dishwasher with a pedal cycle.

Why am I still awake?

I'm wondering the same thing--about me!

Do women wear perfume for others or for themselves?

 

[SweetWitch]

Is it true there are no stupid questions?

Now, that was a stupid question.

Do women wear perfume for others or for themselves?

Fear of personal body odor.

Can I go to bed now?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Now, that was a stupid question.



Fear of personal body odor.

Can I go to bed now?

Who needs a bed when you have... a hat?

Why is it snowing again?

 

[SweetWitch]

Who needs a bed when you have... a hat?

Why is it snowing again?

The gods of winter are pissed at you.

Will the little man drilling the hole inside the base of my skull ever be finished?

 

[only_more_so]

The gods of winter are pissed at you.

Will the little man drilling the hole inside the base of my skull ever be finished?

That's the base? I was aiming for the mouth, no wonder it's taking so long. And who're you calling little.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

[SweetWitch]

That's the base? I was aiming for the mouth, no wonder it's taking so long. And who're you calling little.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I'd tell you to get your own. (sorry, couldn't help it)

Why do men hate being called little?

 

[only_more_so]

I'd tell you to get your own. (sorry, couldn't help it)

Why do men hate being called little?

The water's cold, alright. (plus I'm 6'6" )

Why do women look sexier when it's cold, and men just look... asexual?

 

[SweetWitch]

The water's cold, alright. (plus I'm 6'6" )

Why do women look sexier when it's cold, and men just look... asexual?

Because we're just better?

 

[only_more_so]

Because we're just better?

Well, you have a better scent at least.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

 

[SweetWitch]

Well, you have a better scent at least.

What goes up but doesn't come down?

The price of oil.

When will spring get here?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

The price of oil.

When will spring get here?

When it has sprung

Why is it so damn cold?

 

[SweetWitch]

When it has sprung

Why is it so damn cold?

Because it's winter, silly.

What is a liquid, but isn't wet?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because it's winter, silly.

What is a liquid, but isn't wet?

A nice dry wine

Should I build a fire today?