Wrong answer - game thread

[TE999]

Yes ... by 25 percent.

What is the most popular pizza topping?

What's stuck to the lid when it's delivered.

What can go up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

What's stuck to the lid when it's delivered.

What can go up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?

Santa Claus

What doesn't chicken noodle soup cure?

 

[OneLustyWench]

Santa Claus

Wanna come down my chimney?

 

[SweetWitch]

Santa Claus

What doesn't chicken noodle soup cure?

Hiccups.

Why do they call the wind Mariah?

 

[TE999]

Hiccups.

Why do they call the wind Mariah?

Because 'Hey you' pisses her off. Hurricane anyone?

Why are the 'Great Books' so damn boring?

 

[SweetWitch]

Because 'Hey you' pisses her off. Hurricane anyone?

Why are the 'Great Books' so damn boring?

Because they're pretensious.

If a tree falls and there's no one around to hear it, does it hit the ground?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because 'Hey you' pisses her off. Hurricane anyone?

Why are the 'Great Books' so damn boring?

To weed out the poor students

Who is Monty Python and why is he so damn funny?

 

[SweetWitch]

To weed out the poor students

Who is Monty Python and why is he so damn funny?

He's a large trouser snake with a feather for a tail.

What did Peter Piper pick?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

He's a large trouser snake with a feather for a tail.

What did Peter Piper pick?

His nose (he's been fighting a cold)

Why am I getting tired earlier?

 

[SweetWitch]

His nose (he's been fighting a cold)

Why am I getting tired earlier?

thinking up all those not-so-snappy comebacks wears you out.

What is the eighth wonder of the world?

 

[TE999]

He's a large trouser snake with a feather for a tail.

What did Peter Piper pick?

His nose?

Why wouldn't Jack Sprat eat no fat?

 

[Guest]

His nose?

Why wouldn't Jack Sprat eat no fat?

He likes his pussy lean.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

 

[TE999]

He likes his pussy lean.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Prolly lookin' to buy my car--they already left a deposit.

What in hell is muskrat love? Sounds kinky.

 

[Guest]

Prolly lookin' to buy my car--they already left a deposit.

What in hell is muskrat love? Sounds kinky.

It is kinky because they only fuck under water.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

 

[TE999]

It is kinky because they only fuck under water.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Yeah--why don't we? Anal sex ok with you?

Why won't this bed stop squeaking?

 

[Guest]

Yeah--why don't we? Anal sex ok with you?

Why won't this bed stop squeaking?

Use more Astroglide.

Why is so hard to have sex on a waterbed?

 

[TE999]

Use more Astroglide.

Why is so hard to have sex on a waterbed?

Seasickness?

Lights on or lights off?

 

[Guest]

Seasickness?

Lights on or lights off?

Lights on.

 

[TE999]

Lights on.

Mmmmm....yeah...don't wanna miss anything.

 

[sweetness6280]

What in hell is muskrat love? Sounds kinky.

Why won't this bed stop squeaking?

Muskrats in the bed?

 

[only_more_so]

Muskrats in the bed?

No, I just forgot my deodorant this month.

Why is there so much random violence?

 

[SweetWitch]

No, I just forgot my deodorant this month.

Why is there so much random violence?

Random kindness sadly went out of style.

Why does snow turn into fog?

 

[SweetWitch]

Hmmm?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Random kindness sadly went out of style.

Why does snow turn into fog?

Fog is snow's ghostly spirit

Why did I buy so much junk food for one football game?

 

[SweetWitch]

Fog is snow's ghostly spirit

Why did I buy so much junk food for one football game?

High aspirations.

Why is it thundering now?