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Why is this dandelion wine so sweet?
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Why is this dandelion wine so sweet?
CrazyCatGuy
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Because dandelion fluff is oh so cute!
So... why, excatly, does the caged bird sing?
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You'd sing too if you crapped in your food dish.
Why do birds suddenly appear, whenever you are near?
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Question and answer in one:
Are those vultures?
If you'd move on occasion they would go away.
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Because she had a dream and someone screwed her brains out.
For whom should I buy the first gift after I win the lottery?
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Not me
What happened to that elephant/penguin hybrid on Noah's ark?
Trapped beneath the thawing ice caps of the south pole. He followed his penguin instincts but forgot what happened to the mammoth. Strange for an elephant to forget, no?
What was the birth of shame?
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It's just the way the universe works. Especially since it's run by cats.
Why do fools fall in love?
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Cerebral chemical reaction to finally getting laid.
Why doesn't anyone want to hire me?
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Depends on which definition of come you are using (or don't you follow that thread)
Why doesn't anyone like my Valentine's Day story?
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Depends on which definition of come you are using (or don't you follow that thread)
Why doesn't anyone like my Valentine's Day story?
Because you forgot to write from the heart.
How do I face tomorrow?
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Turn to the east
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Why do the dog and cat both insist on sleeping on me?
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Because you're softer than your husband.
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The Monotones--well they made the record anyway.
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