Wrong answer - game thread

[Wildcard Ky]

Garfield?


Why do they make electronic/noisy toys for kids!?

It's a hearing exercise for parents. It's all part of big brothers master plan to keep adult hearing finely tuned. Kind of like subliminal messages in songs.

What's the odds of both of your girlfriends calling you at the same time?

 

[Guest]

It's a hearing exercise for parents. It's all part of big brothers master plan to keep adult hearing finely tuned. Kind of like subliminal messages in songs.

What's the odds of both of your girlfriends calling you at the same time?

About as high as those for me winning the next Canadian Idol. But catch me on youtube, anyway. we all need a laugh.

What's in a name?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Cheerios, but with about 25 more letters.

What's the first thing they teach you?

 

[elsol]

What's the first thing they teach you?

Go towards the light.

Why are diamonds a girl's best friend?

 

[Guest]

Go towards the light.

Why are diamonds a girl's best friend?

Because lumps of coal are sooo last season.

What is THE question?

 

[only_more_so]

Because lumps of coal are sooo last season.

What is THE question?

I only know the answer.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I only know the answer.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We're not equipped.

How many women does it take to just screw a light bulb?

 

[only_more_so]

We're not equipped.

How many women does it take to just screw a light bulb?

The key is finding the right woman.

Can I ask a stupid question?

 

[Trombonus]

The key is finding the right woman.

Can I ask a stupid question?

Only if you expect to get an intelligent and articulate answer.

Where the hell did my slipper go?

 

[CrazyCatGuy]

Only if you expect to get an intelligent and articulate answer.

Where the hell did my slipper go?

Ah! The classic slipper-on-the-forhead syndrome!

Will i ever find a place to live? :/

 

[Trombonus]

Ah! The classic slipper-on-the-forhead syndrome!

Will i ever find a place to live? :/

Why would you want to?

No, seriously. Why would you want to?

 

[TE999]

Why would you want to?

No, seriously. Why would you want to?

Because appliance boxes under viaducts are drafty.

Why is a mouse when it spins?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Because appliance boxes under viaducts are drafty.

Why is a mouse when it spins?

Because of barometric pressure.


How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because of barometric pressure.


How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

117 ... although I'm sure your tootsie pop would (and could and should) take considerably more licks

Why is my cat just staring at me?

 

[Wildcard Ky]

117 ... although I'm sure your tootsie pop would (and could and should) take considerably more licks

Why is my cat just staring at me?

The chip imbedded in your brain by the aliens gives off an aura type of glow that only cats can see.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[only_more_so]

The chip imbedded in your brain by the aliens gives off an aura type of glow that only cats can see.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

twelve feet.

How long am I supposed to microwave this burrito?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

twelve feet.

How long am I supposed to microwave this burrito?

until the timer beeps, silly!


why won't anyone else make ice??

 

[only_more_so]

until the timer beeps, silly!


why won't anyone else make ice??

Because it's illegal. Duh!

Oh Magic Eightball, will I ever find the girl of my dreams?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Because it's illegal. Duh!

Oh Magic Eightball, will I ever find the girl of my dreams?

The answer is unclear. Try again later.

Who decided to name the planet Earth?

 

[slyc_willie]

The answer is unclear. Try again later.

Who decided to name the planet Earth?

A nameless philosopher who thought 'Dirt' sounded silly.

What happens if I jump for the ground and miss?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

A nameless philosopher who thought 'Dirt' sounded silly.

What happens if I jump for the ground and miss?

You'll be flying.

How do I get rid of this annoying cold?

 

[slyc_willie]

You'll be flying.

How do I get rid of this annoying cold?

Snort some Tobasco.

How do I know which sock is for my left foot, and which is for my right?

 

[Emperor_Nero]

Snort some Tobasco.

How do I know which sock is for my left foot, and which is for my right?

It's written in invisible ink on the sole of each sock ... soak them in lemon juice to see the results

Which group was better ... the Beatles or the Beach Boys?

 

[Guest]

It's written in invisible ink on the sole of each sock ... soak them in lemon juice to see the results

Which group was better ... the Beatles or the Beach Boys?

Neither.

It was the Monkees.

Why is The Rock on HBO yet again?

 

[slyc_willie]

Neither.

It was the Monkees.

Why is The Rock on HBO yet again?

Because all the copies of Waterworld were destroyed.

Why can't we just have purely write-in elections?