Writing Goal for the Day?

[PennLady]

How about a pair of bank-vaults who fall in love and find a way to do the nasty? Wouldn't that be safe sex?

(Couldn't resist after your complaint elsewhere about a cheap pun.)

That is hilarious and I would never complain about a cheap pun. My grandfather, rest his soul, was never without a cheap pun. Perhaps I could do a story about bank tellers who get trapped in the vault and ...

Hahahahahha

 

[PennLady]

No problem. I remember because I was worried about my Earth Day story, which included a condom (along the nerdy line, "Worried about overpopulation, my dear Malthus?" which I'm sure not many people got, but damn, I liked it). Not many romance stories include condoms, but I figured if yours did, then it would be fine.

I remember! I got that line!

Good thing you're on west coast time. You'd have another three hours with one here.

Wouldn't he be three hours ahead here... I'm never good with time zones. Notice how most of my stories are East Coast by default.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

My goal for today is to keep working on my current erotic story until my erection goes down. Good thing I started before sunrise.

Wouldn't he be three hours ahead here... I'm never good with time zones. Notice how most of my stories are East Coast by default.

See, I thought Ben meant he'd had an erection since sunrise, which would have been from, say, our 7:00 a.m. to 2:15 p.m. EST, but only his 7:00 a.m. to 11:15 a.m. PST.

That is hilarious and I would never complain about a cheap pun. My grandfather, rest his soul, was never without a cheap pun. Perhaps I could do a story about bank tellers who get trapped in the vault and ...

This reminds me of that old Get Smart episode where Max and his boss get stuck in a vault and have limited air, and Max decides to exercise, saying he'd use his half the ways he wants.

Sex in a locked bank vault with limited air, I'm thinking either a quickie, or something... tantric.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Perhaps I could do a story about bank tellers who get trapped in the vault and ...

Hahahahahha

Much better than my suggestion.

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Sex in a locked bank vault with limited air, I'm thinking either a quickie, or something... tantric.

Better and better.

 

[PennLady]

Better and better.

And we could fill the vault with puns!

 

[estragon]

And we could fill the vault with puns!

"The vault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." So one is on top and the other one is under?

 

[PennLady]

"The vault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." So one is on top and the other one is under?

Well, someone has to be.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

Well, someone has to be.

Well, not really....

 

[PennLady]

Well, not really....

You're right, they could be side-by-side like credit and debit columns.

 

[annanova]

"The vault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But in ourselves, that we are underlings." So one is on top and the other one is under?

Talk about boxing yourself in.

Wait, the vault is in us? I know PL has some non-human stories, but that might be a bit of a stretch....

 

[PennLady]

Talk about boxing yourself in.

Wait, the vault is in us? I know PL has some non-human stories, but that might be a bit of a stretch....

Well let's see... someone could find a vampire in a vault... no sunlight!

 

[CarlusMagnus]

Well let's see... someone could find a vampire in a vault... no sunlight!

The possibilities are unlimited to our vaulting imaginations.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

The possibilities are unlimited to our vaulting imaginations.

Until the possibilities run up against the vaulted ceiling, that is.

 

[PennLady]

Until the possibilities run up against the vaulted ceiling, that is.

And this all gives new possible meanings to a pole vault.

 

[PennLady]

...
Sorry duplicate

 

[CarlusMagnus]

And this all gives new possible meanings to a pole vault.

I hope this doesn't deteriorate into a bunch of Polish jokes.

 

[PennLady]

I hope this doesn't deteriorate into a bunch of Polish jokes.

Me either. I'm better at light bulb jokes.

 

[annanova]

And this all gives new possible meanings to a pole vault.

Okay, I have a line in my new play about a pole vault and I think I just got it. I still don't get the reference to the shot put, though.

 

[LettersFromTatyana]

No writing here. We made ice cream sandwiches and watched Some Like It Hot.

Okay, I have a line in my new play about a pole vault and I think I just got it. I still don't get the reference to the shot put, though.

No clue... but this from urban dictionary made me laugh.

 

[PennLady]

I need to go to bed but R&B7 is coming along so well... but it's going on 12:30am... acK!

 

[estragon]

Writing goal? Voyeur/exhibitionism, a genre I never tried. Plot bunny--guy goes to gym, spends time working with free weights, sweating copiously, taking long breaks, watching ladies stretching, writhing on floor mats, etc. Might go nowhere, might go somewhere. Oh well, there's always EC, like the sale of the Islanders and the rescue of the thug on ice skates....

 

[sr71plt]

Met my writing goal today. Wrote another story for the Halloween contest. And managed to paint a dozen Christmas cards too (and drove to the mountains from the seashore).

 

[PennLady]

Wrote probably 5k words on R&B7 last night. And blogged! Could have kept going, except for that damn need to sleep. Aiming for more this weekend. Family party today so it may have to wait until tomorrow.

 

[sr71plt]

Met my writing goal for today--reviewing and expanding three stories for the Halloween contest--while I listened to UVa trying its best to lose its football game with Idaho. (UVa won by one point in overtime on a failed Idaho gamble). Now I'm behind in the mainstream publisher editing I scheduled for today. So, to that now.