Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

[Ian Shergold]

Defeat, error, ire

Gracie Piffle argued with her mother as they entered the house. She tried to tell her that her new boyfriend was no good but all it did was raise her ire.

Finally accepting defeat, Gracie shut up. Realizing her error was taking her to that nightclub in the first place.

bond, flash, Literotica.

 

[garajd]

bond - flash - Literotica
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Looking up from the Literotica screen as my girlfriend came in from her night job at the "No-Tell Motel", I waited for her commentary on the hookers and the johns who had come in during her shift. "What a night . . . what a fucking night!!! So what are you going to give me tonight? Your James Bond romance approach . . . or Flash Gordon fuck me and get if over with? Either way, I am ready to be fucked . . . so hurry up!"

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fuck . . . suck . . . puck

 

[Yoc]

fuck . . . suck . . . puck

"Ohhhhh!" Cried out the girl as she sunk on the swollen length of her boyfriend's father's wide shaft.

"Oh yeah!" The man groaned, as he started to fuck her.

"Puck!" Mispronounced the son/boyfriend as he watched eagerly from the corner, his pants open. He started to suck his thumb.

woman, boy, virginity.

 

[Ian Shergold]

woman, boy, virginity.

Gracie Piffle was having a special woman to boy chat to her son about the birds and the bees.

"...Once in bed, you turn off the lights and lose your virginity." Gracie concluded.

"Is that it?" Junior asked after a pause.

"Oh yes. You mustn't do this until your honeymoon."

boulder, axe, mom.

 

[Espyordeny]

She hid behind a massive boulder, watching the mayhem below. Offering a silent prayer to her mom, a lone tear slowly trailing down her cheek, she hefts a small throwing axe, with her target in sight ~ releases with deadly accuracy.

Service, hale, pleased

 

[sharingfantasies]

Service, hale, pleased

Tom asked the wounded man, “How are you doing, soldier?”

“Feeling hale and hearty, sir!”

“I am pleased to hear that, but you look like you could use some medical help. Thank you, son, for your service.”

“My honor, Sir.” replied the soldier with a grimace of pain.


pendant promise kindergarten

 

[Ian Shergold]

pendant promise kindergarten

"Well, Piffle?"

J.J.J.J.J. Jacobs was not a happy man as he twisted his pendant around his fingers.

"Didn't you promise me that you would get the Kindergarten report to me by today?"

"Um." George just stood in front of his boss.

"Well? Speak up goddammit!" Jacobs barked.

"Um." George repeated.

last, action, hero.

 

[sharingfantasies]

last, action, hero

Susie was having a good time with her brother's action figures. She paired them with her girl dolls and had weddings. Her brother, John, yelled at her. “For the last time, action hero figures are not dolls, they do not marry dolls, they don't have weddings. They save the world!”



periwinkle, rain, foreign

 

[ArcticAvenue]

periwinkle, rain, foreign

Milana, nervously watched me as I took hold of her periwinkle panties. Her stomach heaved below the slim breasts as her virginal nerves left her wide eyes fearful. Countless times to asked the foreign exchange student to my room. It took only the promise to dry our rain soak clothes.





Tuesday - Angel - due

 

[sharingfantasies]

Tuesday - Angel - due


On Tuesday of next week, the newspaper reported, all art projects depicting the theme of “Angels vs Devils” will be due. All types of medium will be accepted, although statuary has a limit of fifty pounds. Miniatures must be at least three inches by three inches. Many submissions are expected.

sneezing frontier crockpot

 

[Ian Shergold]

sneezing frontier crockpot

It was a sneezing Gracie Piffle, heavy with cold, who stood at the backdoor, shivering in the winter wind as she waited for Crockpot, their new puppy, to finish his business. Meanwhile inside, her husband watched Star Trek - The Final Frontier in the warm.

"Right, Mother's staying next weekend." She vowed.

barney, punch, peanuts.

 

[nick_slaughter]

barney, punch, peanuts.

It was merely 10 hours ago when Barney punched Michael while he approached him in a bar, asking if he liked fucking his wife while he looked on. It was only after some explanations and a bowl of peanuts later that Michael explained that his wife, Sarah, fancied Barney.

Creosote, nipple, sadness

 

[ArcticAvenue]

Creosote, nipple, sadness

((Dude ... pulling out the words that I had to Google to figure out, and I ain't talking nipple. I'll give it a go though.))

Tommy Boy relied on his flask to keep the sadness, like a babe to his momma’s nipple. His worn boots stained with creosote from a thousand miles of track. The work crew started up again in the hot sun. “It will all be better when we reach California,” he said.



now let's try some things to get the sexy back:
alone, lacy, timid

 

[Espyordeny]

alone, lacy, timid

Lifting the lacy red concoction she glanced into the mirror before her. Smokey eyes, cheeks flushed, she was so glad she was alone as her mind raced. She knew what he wanted. The flimsy gament between her fingers proved it. The time had come to be whom she was meant to be. Stepping into the shower, she knew she would be timid no more.

Piercing, gleam, mystique

 

[Ian Shergold]

Piercing, gleam, mystique

George Piffle's mother-in-law AKA The Elephant was less happy than ever. She had a piercing done to her nose because her latest boyfriend said it would give her more mystique. Instead it had made her nose swell out, making it gleam like a clown's nose.

"GEORGE!" She bellowed angrily.

bum, fat, pump.

 

[sharingfantasies]

bum, fat, pump


I was at the pump watching the meter turn my not-so-fat wallet into a skinny one, when I was approached by a bum asking for money. I looked at the meter, then my wallet. “Here you go, but if that meter goes much higher I may ask for it back.”


canopy, pumpkin, joker

 

[Yoc]

bum, fat, pump

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[MistressJoanna]

bum, fat, pump


I was at the pump watching the meter turn my not-so-fat wallet into a skinny one, when I was approached by a bum asking for money. I looked at the meter, then my wallet. “Here you go, but if that meter goes much higher I may ask for it back.”


canopy, pumpkin, joker

Sitting underneath the canopy, I heard a screech from an owl. My girlfriend and I were enjoying pumpkin pie in the garden, when she spilled it down her.
She burst out laughing, snorting and screeching like the owl.
I chuckled and rolled my eyes at her. "You laugh like the Joker from Batman!"


Army - Antler - Cans

 

[Yoc]

canopy, pumpkin, joker

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[Ian Shergold]

Army - Antler - Cans

"What??? You want to join the Army??" Asked his wife.

"But why not?" asked George Piffle indignantly.

"Because you are too old." Gracie replied. "Besides you are just trying to get out of fixing the antler on mother's stag head."

George sighed. He hated that Christmas present she got them.

Explosive, vampire, boom.

 

[sharingfantasies]

Explosive, vampire, boom.


In an explosive new series, vampires will rule the earth. There will be blood, gore and sex throughout each episode. Fans are already screaming “Emmy”. The producers have decided to go straight to Netflix. Apparently there was a problem with the sound, the boom mike never worked throughout the film.


pencil, tripod, furniture

 

[Espyordeny]

pencil, tripod, furniture

There is a certain sense of pleasure putting pencil to paper. The sound it makes as it glides, the shading, a penciled figure taking life. A camera on a tripod doesn't do for me. As bland as a piece of furniture gathering dust.

rice, slipper, banish

 

[sharingfantasies]

rice, slipper, banish


Anne could feel the spilt rice beneath her slipper. It had been in an air-tight container when she went to bed. Now the rice was spread across the floor. Anne raised her hands in the air, palms up and shouted, “Be gone all ghosts. I banish ye from my house.”

rosemary, punctuate, fortune

 

[Ian Shergold]

rosemary, punctuate, fortune

George and Gracie Piffle sat expectantly as the Elephant's will was being read out. George was still trying to deal with the fact that his mother-in-law died while having sex with three men on their marital bed. His ears perked up just as the suited man punctuate the words 'large fortune'...

Elephant, pucker, ogle.

 

[Espyordeny]

Standing naked before her, he submitted to her inspection.

Hung like a bull elephant, his demeanour slightly arrogant she made him bend over to present his ass delivering a sharp tap to his pucker with a thin cane; sliding her fingertips along his quivering ass cheek as those who bore witness could only ogle in desperate want.

scent, dip, frenzy