Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

inexhaustible, ethereal, derisory

She awoke to an ethereal, glowing figure leaning over her bed. His tongue was quite real, though, laving her nipple, sending ecstatic sensations through her body.

"I've craved you for years," he thrummed without sound. "And was finally tossed from heaven. Forget your boyfriend’s derisory efforts. My pleasures are inexhaustible."

galleon, drunken, crashing
 
galleon drunken crashing

A crashing noise in one smoky corner of the bar roused a few of the drunken revelers from last night's Quidditch match. A tall fiery-haired witch brandished a wand threateningly over a scrambled-looking wizard on the floor, "Two gold galleons, or I'll turn you into a toad!" she screeched.


system, home, wit
 
system, home, wit

The electrician had come to the home of the middle-aged housewife to repair the alarm system. However, after seeing the hard-bodied young man in his tight t-shirt she no longer gave one wit about the work he had been hired to do. She intended to be fucked well that afternoon.

glorified, rare, outlandish
 
The man was a rare specimen. outlandish in the extreme and glorified above all others, his services were desired the world round by horny women.

occult, narcissistic, gorilla
 
glorified, rare, outlandish, occult, narcissistic, gorilla

To bring balance to the Universe, I'll incorporate karnelman's words within a 50-word entry.

The museum displayed one narcissistic Victorian nabob’s outlandish collection of rare artifacts. But it was full of hidden nooks and crannies. Behind a stuffed gorilla he licked her neck; glorified samurai armor concealed her hand in his pants; they played chase among cases of mediaeval occult tomes and alchemical vessels.

riddled, resolved, rambunctious
 
Ohm Ohm Ohm .... ah I feel the balance restored, thanks Sara Clarisse!

His body was riddled by adrenaline as he resolved to get hard once again to satisfy his sexually ravenous and rambunctious bride in her quest for her fourth orgasm of this young night. Bend over my dear and you shall get what you so righteously crave!

starry, seditious, satiated
 
Starry, seditious, satiated

Thank you so much, Sara Clarisse for restoring balance. Now it is safe for me to attempt to write again.



The emperor was not satisfied merely executing his seditious sex slave. His hunger for revenge would only be satiated by having her sexually tortured until she begged for her death. He laughed wickedly as the starry, fat, 15-inch dildo was repeated shoved into her throbbing pussy by a brutish guardsman.


Ghastly, colossal, feline
 
ghastly, colossal, feline
The servant slipped into the room unseen, moving with feline grace few were able to emulate. Her master awaited. There. Beyond the colossal fern. She gasped when she saw what he was doing with the rope, the cheese and the gladiator's helmet. Ghastly! (Though the goat seemed to enjoy it.) ;)

New words: salami, scabard, running
 
salami, scabbard, running

Bill was running home from the deli and knocked over the neighbor girl.

Looking up she teased, ‘My that is quite a salami, Bill! But, why the scabbard?”

Forgetting the meat he carried, Bill thought she was making a pass and whipped out his cock, right there on Delancy Street!

Prudence, portal, purloin
 
Prudence was intent on her attempt to purloin the jewels. The skeleton key worked perfectly, opening the portal. The moonbeams dappled the portrait, behind which was the safe. She grinned remembering the butler's strangled voice..."5...4...oh godddd..." he came as she finished screwing the combination out of him.

Alsace demented cathedral
 
Alsace demented cathedral

The woman crossed the majestic Rhine and climbed the hill to the ancient cathedral. Her long planned pilgrimage to Alsace was finally a reality. Unfortunately, she had not been warned that the friars of the region were demented and all who dared pray at that alter were in grave peril.


Frantic, forlorn, facade
 
façade, frantic, forlorn
Forlorn, Marvels couldn’t hide behind the rodent-hating façade any longer. Marco had escaped and she was frantic. What if the cat had gotten him? She was going to have to recruit Professor to help find the small, furry companion she’d kept hidden for so long. It was NOT a fetish!!

New words: cauliflower, tango, deflated
 
Though his proud cock had completely deflated after their long sexual tango the head was still as large as when he had been erect and now looked like some deformed, perverted vegetable. She giggled at the odd image that came into her mind and suddenly had a hankering for cauliflower.

Interloper, hybrid, irriguous
 
He was a hybrid, an interloper. But that did not keep her from wanting him. He was unlike her clan, not brutal, violent. He did not try to force her. He was loving, his touches gentle, his first thrusts irriguous. Thus, at the end of night, she left with him.

demonic, angelic, obsequious
 
angelic, demonic, obsequious

Cloistered in his cubicle, his mind numbed by the tedium, he contemplated his co-worker - the angelic, obsequious Simone. What secrets unraveled with her hair bun? Did her shyness at work translate into submission in the bedroom or did she liberate a demonic inner self when she shed her clothes?

Heroic, picnic, livid
 
Robert was livid at his young bride for insisting they picnic in Central Park during their New York honeymoon. Never being what anyone would call heroic, he watched helplessly as a band of violent teenagers made off with all of their cash and valuables. They even took the picnic lunch!


Vagabond, Valhalla , venomous
 
The vagabond Valkyrie trudged to the glowing light that meant just one thing. Valhalla. Stalking closer she saw the guards struggle to their feet but with a venomous glare they shrank away.

Inside, warriors revelled. She stalked up to a couple fucking on a table.

"Odin, I'm filing for divorce."

Lush, triumphant, sloop.
 
The sloop drifted aimlessly along the Amazon River, but the couple was no longer interested in the lush scenery. The captain had been triumphant in his conquest of his sailing mate. Now instead of the jungle he was enjoying the sight of her bush as he licked her juicy pussy.


Gadzooks, granulated, goblet
 
He held the goblet in hand, the slave who served it still at his feet. "Gadzooks woman, you forgot the granulated sugar, how can I drink my wine without the sugar??" the question hung in the air as the slave rushed from her kneeling position to fetch the requested sugar.

Savour, Swan, Sell
 
He was going to savour the taste of her body again and again. No, he would not sell this one. Not for anything less than a king's ransom. Her form so graceful, her skin smooth and white as a swan, she was a keeper. Thinking that, his tongue continued lapping.

pedantic, nubile, monstrosity
 
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The nubile young girl sat before the pedantic teacher.. and she was not impressed .. the man was a monstrosity and she was going to have to get on her knees and blow him to get the A she so desperately needed, not a pleasant thought in her pretty little mind...

calamity, finger, justification
 
His justification of his cheating caused a calamity in the judge's household. His children found out and became louder than raging heathens, his son pointing a finger at his mother for being frigid, his daughter calling him a cad. He didn't have to worry in the end though. He died.


Immoral, antisocial, laborious
 
What some called immoral or antisocial, Madame Sylvia merely called laborious. Once again she had struggled into her tight shinny leather costume and was standing over a sniveling, naked, worm of a client. The crack of her whip on his ass signaled that she was ready to earn her fee.


Tofu, titillation, tolerant
 
She was tolerant of his preference for tofu. It usually didn't strike her as that appealing, but when he suggest they try different foods in bed and said she she enhanced it's flavor sooo much she was given a sense of titillation. She enjoyed it with her cream as well.

eep. Forgot my words. here they are.

antidisestablishmentarianism, lawful, Rhomboidal dodecahedron (yes one thing, yes it exists.)
 
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antidisestablishmentarianism, lawful, Rhomboidal dodecahedron

Three students were sitting around a table in the student dining hall calling out large words.

"Antidisestablishmentarianism."

"Rhomboidal dodecahedron."

"That's not lawful, it is a phrase."

"Perhaps," said the second student. "But I bet you can't draw one."

This lead to a contest of drawing the best twelve-sided geometric shapes.



continuity bombazine bombardment
 
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