Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

[kbate]

"Chilblain" the doctor stated in his most authoritarian voice. "These sores are the result of your habit of using ice blocks as a masturbatory aid."

"I wasn't masturbating, I was fixing my aeroplane in the snow" I averred.

"Nonsense, normal terrain cannot cause pernio, only extreme abuse causes such damage"

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sardonic

priesthood

negligee

 

[im_invisible69]

sardonic, priesthood, negligee

"You want to do what?" my father asked with his normal sardonic tone of voice? "Join the priesthood" I answered. "Why would you do that?" He retorted. "Because no one will ever notice my negligee collection under all those gorgeous robes."


bite

pleuralism

expansive

 

[kbate]

Re: sardonic, priesthood, negligee

Two girls felt the bite of the expansive vocabulary of the incredibly hateful bigot. His insensitive and angry remarks not only hurt both of them, the positive reaction of the bystanders to his venomous remarks indicated that pluralism is not yet a viable possibility in the United States of America.



Hatred

Intolerance

Morose

 

[chris2c4u]

Hatred + intolerence = morose.

Annoy a conservative: Think.

Spinach

Sailor

Olive

 

[Bacigalupo]

He frowned, despite the effort needed to do so. "Spinach," the sailor muttered, glancing out a porthole at the sea beyond. It could keep him healthy, he knew, but an orange, a toffee, or off to the island they sailed to, an olive. Something different, something to defeat the monotony.


forgot the words...

wheel

frame

taciturn

 

[krazykyotee]

He knelt down in the mud, and threw the wheel to the side. Passing motorists noted his taciturn demeanor and kept on.
Growling in disgust, he kicked the frame of the motorcycle. He only wanted to get a pack of cigarettes, damnit.


Scientific

Calm

Diaphragm

 

[kbate]

Two college students were conducting some late night scientific research. They were doing fine until youth and horniness replaced objectivity for a short time.

"Damn, I think I swallowed your diaphram," he said, choking out the words.

"Stay calm, this happens all the time," she instructed reaching for his mouth.




Lonely

quarter

pundit

 

[im_invisible69]

lonely, quarter, pundit

The lonely man watched the beautiful woman stop in front of him. She bent over to pick up the quarter he had tossed earlier, rewarding him with a beautiful view of her sumptuous body. She smiled enjoying her show. He sighed over the sad life of a political pundit.


hungry

sated

tied

 

[kbate]

Re: lonely, quarter, pundit

She lay on the table before him, legs securely tied His plan included stuffing her cavity and her throat, but now he would just begin by letting his hungry eyes drift to her exposed breasts.

Later, the turkey and stuffing eaten, he sat in his chair fondly remembering the meal.




Nefarious

Nether

Sweet

 

[im_invisible69]

nefarious, nether, sweet

He laid on the table, his extremities securely tied by his nefarious beauty. She toyed with the idea of sending him to his next task in the nether world, instead feasted upon his sweetness one more time.


worldly

turkey

hymnal

 

[Maid of Marvels]

worldly, turkey, hymnal

Cynthia stood in front of the choir, hymnal in hand. Her voice rose above the others as the crystal clear tones reverberated around the chapel. Despite worldly dreams of being an operatic diva, she knew that she was only a turkey who wanted to soar with the eagles. Tant pis.

New words: uniform, daffodil, wanton.

 

[im_invisible69]

uniform, daffodil, wanton

Her wanton desire for him was obvious. She checked the mirror again, adjusting her skimpy maid uniform, making sure it covered and exposed to best effect. Soon, soon. The knock at the door came, she opened the door...

Eyes bugging out, he stammered, "dddaffffodils..."

She dragged him in, taking charge......


whale

sliver

daikon

 

[Vikingstone]

This is wacky...!

whale

sliver

daikon

Johnny stared at the sliver of material that went into and the whale tail of thong that spread from, her glorious ass crack. He was mesmerized by her summer uniform.

She turned, frowning reprovingly, "Johnny, you have to learn this if you want to pass horticulture...now, what's a daikon!?"


calculating

tomato

dispenser


(laughs diabolically, MMWAHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...etc)

 

[im_invisible69]

calculating tomato dispenser

I was calculating my chances with the fine tomato sitting across my desk. She was telling me her tale of woe, regarding being taken whilst tied to a candy dispenser. I wasn't sure what she wanted me to do...except to untie her and let it be her turn...


bowling

ATM

zebra

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Sorry for letting this sit... Come and play?

bowling, ATM, zebra

After falling asleep while tanning, Tracy looked like a red and white zebra. Maybe some Instant Tan will help, she thought, heading for the nearest ATM and then the pharmacy. Tonight she and her boyfriend would be playing Bowling for Sex and she didn’t want to look stranger than usual.

New words: howitzer, burguny, bubblebath.

 

[im_invisible69]

Howitzer; burgundy; bubblebath

She settled her head back, relaxing in the bubblebath. Her mind wandered over the last few hours as she slowly sipped her favorite burgundy wine. Her free hand made it's way back to her sore pussy, feeling around yet again. Damn, he was packing a howitzer...I wonder...riiiiinnnngggg telephone.


carolers

carving

crenellate

 

[tristrift]

Deleted

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Sorry for neglecting this...

sacred, accretion, club

Oog regarded his servant as she positioned herself before him, expecting nothing less. A god among men, he was well pleased to note his sacred club showed grandiose signs of accretion.

“Oh, God!” she squealed when he thrust into her from behind, quite proving his point.

“I am,” he grunted.

New words: rut, lecher, geranium

 

[chris2c4u]

"I feel I'm in a rut," he said looking down at her, naked on all fours in the greenhouse.

She looked back through her dark hair at him as he plucked a head of geranium flowers and, kneeling behind her, stuck them in her ass.

"You old lecher," she grinned.

Words erratic, epiphany, slipper

 

[Maid of Marvels]

Today I had an epiphany. Or would’ve had if I knew what it meant. It’s funny how things get so erratic just when you think they’re making sense. All this time I thought I was real, only to discover I’m just a figment. I wonder whose slipper I’ll fetch next?

New words: tourniquet, valise, delightful

 

[UNREGISTERED]

* * *

 

[darrenfate]

He squirmed as she opened her azure sateen blouse, titillating him by slowly unbuttoning one at a time. She let it fall to the floor, and then with a wry smile cupped her naked breasts and asked – Do you prefer left or right first? Now please me!



Hera, Vesuvius, consuming

 

[Maid of Marvels]

ohhhhh... brother!

Mounting Hera roughly from behind, his taurine cock, swollen and red, stretched her almost unbearably with its titanic dimensions. Still, she took it all, as he slaked his consuming lust, until finally he erupted, spewing his seed like lava from Vesuvius.

“Thanks, I needed that.”

“Any time, Zeus. Any time.”

New words: clandestine, aristocrat, exploited.

 

[Bacigalupo]

As clandestine as such effort may be, Jason had reservations. The turn of any corner could lead to ruin.

"Why are you changing his plan? Aren't these orders?" He whispered, laying a hiss upon the last.

"They are," Pollo replied. "From an aristocrat," he added. "Such have weaknesses easily exploited."



Loss, Regret, Despair

 

[Elayne]

He leaned down and brushed away the woman's tears with a gentle hand.

"While I regret your loss, it's important not to give into despair," he murmured calmly with some sympathy.

The woman sniffled, then wiped her eyes, nodding resolutely.

"I know. I try." she replied in a shaky voice.

(Sweet, ferocious, coyly)