Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

[Nibbles_n_Tits]

Sword, Sleepy, Endearing

This was the end. Fear hung over him like a sword as the eyes of friends
and strangers bore into him. There would be no more reckless nights
spent in sleepy towns, no more beautiful prizes caught by charming
scoundrel with an endearing smile. The wedding bells sounded like dirge.


gamine, house, proven

 

[PieTaster]

Upon entering his lair, she thought it quite bold and bawdy of him to house tastes so overtly gamine. The velvet Twiggy painting backdropping various tacky nude sculptures was a bit over-the-top even for her. Of couse her playful persona and spritely shape was proven to attract the immature male.

copious, shindig, trounce

 

[just50words]

copious, shindig, trounce

It's been a year since anyone's cum in this shindig... what the hell happened? I miss getting off here. I have my reasons...what are yours? Copious amounts of life getting in the way? Come back! Don't let the other forums trounce our fun... let's make love with fifty words again....

Lust, Kitten, Teasingly

 

[PieTaster]

As her name implies, it's as if this thread was made for her, or perhaps she was made just for this thread. Teasingly, it sinks into the depths of obscurity, a conception of curiosity to which this kitten obsesses. Might she be willing to chase her desires beyond such brevity?

reckless, penetrate, conscience

 

[MissMeek]

reckless, penetrate, conscience

Libby knew she was being reckless, waiting to go off for sex with a guy she'd met staring across the call centre. If he could penetrate her with his eyes like that... she squirmed as her pussy drooled. Her conscience chided her for cheating on Paul, but he'd never know.

flight, serenade, opposite

 

[runningonblade]

Nick fell asleep during the flight.

And when he heard a serenade on the intercom, Nick opened his eyes and saw a stewardess dressed in what happens to be the opposite of her airline uniform.

She was naked except for her hat, gloves and shoes and looking at nobody else.

tent, forrest, lake

 

[Tibxo]

I can't believe that a thread that you started back in 2004 was still running up to last year, Maid.

Well I cannot resist adding another post.

Nick fell asleep during the flight.

And when he heard a serenade on the intercom, Nick opened his eyes and saw a stewardess dressed in what happens to be the opposite of her airline uniform.

She was naked except for her hat, gloves and shoes and looking at nobody else.

tent, forrest, lake

"MR FORREST!!!!"

He had been caught behind the show tent by Mrs Lake, his boss's wife. Not only that but he had a copy of Playboy and his pants were down.

He was about to mutter some feeble excuse when he saw her start to undo her blouse buttons.

Oh! Oh!

maid, of, marvels

 

[The_gladiator]

Of all the marvels in this world, he knew that this woman was the most wonderful. Who would have thought that such as he would be deserving of such a maid. He was sure that he was more than blessed.

ignorant, jumbo hamster

 

[sharingfantasies]

ignorant, jumbo hamster

The hamster ran in his wheel watching the jumbo shrimp being laid out on the plate. “Ignorant human,” he thought. “Eating fried food and sitting on your computer reading Literotica will kill you some day. He plucked a grape, from his food dish, into his cheek and continued to run.


pyramid, carrot, foot

 

[RaheefaChowdry]

pyramid, carrot, foot

"Ohhhh!" I groaned as I lay in my bed, staring out of the large window at the view of the large pyramid as Roger massaged by right foot - with his mouth. In his hand was a very formidable looking carrot, still dripping with my juices, ready for use once again.



Kiss, mount, lick.

 

[sharingfantasies]

Kiss, mount, lick.

“Come, Tom,” called Melody. “Let's go for a ride.” She kissed him on the nose and mounted him. They walked through the tall grass until they came upon a salt lick. A herd of deer used long tongues to get the treat. Melody watched in awe until they left.

porcupine, mustard, pillow

 

[Penuche]

porcupine, mustard, pillow

Quick and dirty revenge: Take one pillow, cleanse it, and turn it into your target as you see fit; by name by image, by scent, by colour. Take your porcupine quills and dip the sharp end of each in mustard. Stab the target. Charge, raise energy, and send it out.



Rainbow, gravel, float

 

[AmberStar]

Porcupine, Mustard, Pillow

I just have no idea how the hell that porcupine got into my bed, but when I laid down with my sandwich it’s pointy pokers did their job on my flesh which sent my sandwich flying into the air. I only could groan when I looked down and seen all that mustard on my pillow.

Campfire, Bear, Panties

 

[Penuche]

Campfire, Bear, Panties

I know why the bear was snuffling around the campfire this morning. It was after the remants of whipped cream on my panties after last night's frolics. Just as well they ended up being thrown onto that branch up there, although they were the last pair in my favourite colour.


Sand ink clearance

 

[Ian Shergold]

Sand ink clearance

"Sand Ink Clearance Sale? What's all that about?" Asked Rita.

"No idea." Replied George. "Maybe it's a sale of a specific type of ink?"

"You think, Einstein?" Rita said sarcastically, climbing onto the jeep.

But George wasn't listening. He was already late getting home to his wife, kids and dog.

Rampage, whimper, ape.

 

[barefootgirl69]

rampage, whimper, ape

Suddenly, an ape on a rampage flashed on the screen. He heard his date whimper, and he took that opportunity to put his arm around her and pull her close.
He could smell the scent of the shampoo in her hair, and it made him think of warm apple pie.



Blue, astrophysics, stairway

 

[sharingfantasies]

Blue, astrophysics, stairway

Jacey was late for her astrophysics class. She was running up the stairway when she caught a flash of blue. She staggered slightly as a pair of hands gripped her arms to help steady her. In her haste, she had slammed into the body of the cutest guy on campus.

church hospital syrup

 

[Ian Shergold]

church hospital syrup

The evil syrup monster slithered out of main doors of the small church, its already burning hunger forcing it to hunt for fresh prey. Building and building was ransacked until it came upon the hospital, full of defenseless patients. Sweeping inside, the creature started to feed . Its poor victims screaming.

 

[AmberStar]

The evil syrup monster slithered out of main doors of the small church, its already burning hunger forcing it to hunt for fresh prey. Building and building was ransacked until it came upon the hospital, full of defenseless patients. Sweeping inside, the creature started to feed . Its poor victims screaming.

If I may I will add the three words for IAN to keep this thread going.

Chocolate, Lemon, Breasts

 

[Ian Shergold]

Whoops! I forgot.

"Ohhh you naughty boy." Sighed the teacher as the teenage boy poured the thick chocolate over her large brown breasts. "Now you are going to have to suck it all off. But first...".

She took the lemon and offered it to the lad.

"Suck on this."

The boy eagerly obeyed.

sun, moon, earth

 

[AmberStar]

Her dark, tanned body covered with beads of perspiration while she baked under the rays of the sun, her mind floated endlessly upward from her small place on this earth toward the small silhouette of the moon that hung lowly on the horizon. “Fuck this!” she yelled as she rose and headed into the air conditioned home!

Glass, Banana, Marble

 

[garajd]

Glass - Banana - Marble
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Picking up the glass of juice from the marble counter in the kitchen, I smiled as I saw the banana hanging from the wooden rack in the corner . . . just like my cock dangled above your open lips on the pool deck last night.

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Morning . . . sun . . . ocean

 

[Penuche]

Morning . . . sun . . . ocean

As the morning sun rose above the distant horizon of the ocean, the man with whom I'd had the best night of my life burst into flames. That's the trouble with dating vampires; one moment of low self esteem and they decide to watch the sun rise one last time.

custard icepick lobster

 

[Ian Shergold]

custard icepick lobster

"Oh God, Lucille. Not again!" I cried out as I watched my wife make her way into the dining room with two steaming plates of lobster and custard.

"But darling, you said that you would support me in my pregnancy." She growled, waving her icepick in her hand.

I gulped.

swollen, huge, stiff

 

[garajd]

Swollen . . . huge . . . stiff
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Getting out of bed, my stiff joints making walking difficult . . . struggling to settle into my recliner, my swollen knees don't want to bend . . . a huge headache from an uncomfortable bed and lousy night's sleep . . . .

"Fuck!!! I wish that I was 30 years younger and 'swollen, huge, and stiff' referred to my cock rather than my old body!!!"

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Nasty . . . headache . . . . kitty