Writing Challenge: 50 Words -- With a Twist

[karnelman]

service, boxes, funny

The car service coming to take him to his new life was late. So he waited amongst the packed boxes. He found it funny that it had all come to such a simple end. One night they had fucked like rabbits, in the morning she said that it was over.

Bilingual, bilious, birthmark

 

[chris2c4u]

Jellyfish made him bilious, though not her hip birthmark that resembled a gelatinous denizen of the deep.

He kissed it on his way from rib to pussy, his tongue slipping between her folds and she squealed in pleasure.

He felt her come then opined, "my tongue's bilingual: pleasure and verbosity."

slip, essence, tug.

 

[karnelman]

He sensed her essence before he opened his eyes. There she was like a vision at the foot of his bed. Her translucent peach slip barely hid her body from his eyes. She gave the sheet a tug and revealed the arousal she had caused. They made love until dawn.


Curiosity, clone, calendar

 

[chris2c4u]

The Professor stood on the stage, looking at the assembled press.

"This wasn't work set by an agenda on the calendar of big business. It was curiosity alone that led us to work towards this profound discovery - the first human clone."

The curtain rose.

"Marvels! I said CLONE, not CLOWN!"

Minstrel, Relic, Charter.

 

[karnelman]

Minstrel, Relic, Charter

At one time minstrels seemed a relic of a forgotten past. As a guest at an exclusive club I discovered some things never go away. The charter of this particular place mandated old rituals take place before medieval style debauchery ensued. The music faded as the parade of nudes began.

Toadstool, tomahawk, tambourine

 

[Maid of Marvels]

toadstool, tomahawk, tambourine

Sadie eyed the toadstool suspiciously. "Are you sure this is the right kind of 'shroom?"

Neil, shaking his tambourine, grinned. "Kinda."

"Kinda???" she growled, brandishing a sharply honed tomahawk. "You go first and if it’s poisonous, I’ll use this to keep it from spreading from your head to your body."

New Words: bottle, effective, assiduously​

 

[girlyboyinskirt]

Bottle Effective Assidouosly

The bottle of sleeping pills was effective to keep her asleep while he assidouosly stole through her things, thinking that she was in more ways than one the most beautiful woman in the world, to bad this was part of his plan, and the prank on his sister.

NEW WORDS

HORROR
TRANSEXUAL
SUNRISE

 

[goddessofdarkness]

Horror, Transexual,Sunrise.

I looked at him in horror as he took his clothes off. I couldn't believe that I had picked a transexual to fuck tonight. I tried to leave angry, but he kept me til sunrise sensually torturing my body. I loved everything single second of his posession of my body!


Camera, Roses, Massages.

 

[karnelman]

The roses I sent by the dozen failed to bring her around. I had fucked up our relationship beyond repair. How was I to know she would react so badly when I grabbed my camera and snapped a picture of her sucking my cock? I think I need a massage.

Torrent, temper, tremendous

 

[sierrahughes]

Once his short temper was triggered, he began to launch a torrent of abuse on the poor girl, one of which included the tremendous waist that he deemed her to have.

panacea, elixir, nostrum

 

[kbate]

panacea, elixir, nostrum

Literotica, nostrum for the doldrums, once panacea for most of my ills, shall no longer be my elixir of life and happiness. My new cure is my daughter and my coming son - between them they easily replace the half million of you. It has been fun, boring and often interesting.

Depart, Goodbye, Farewell.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

Depart Goodbye Farewell

A little depressing but I'm proud of it.

One held a gun, and gun looked at one with a fierce severity. A tear rolled down one’s cheek as gun’s smooth lines told one it was time for them to depart.

The hammer cocked back fatefully.

“Farewell” Said one.

“Goodbye” Said gun.

Breaking up is so hard to do.


Theory, Method, Pursuit

 

[SuthernCumfort]

He checked and rechecked his theory. He chose carefully for the method he was using could be disturbing and somewhat dangerous. He felt that, in searching for the lost pieces he was justified. As the road turned sharpley, the car skidded to a halt. His pursuit was now at an end.


Deviant, Bondage, pleasure

 

[karnelman]

Deviant, Bondage, pleasure

She feigned a struggle against the silk ropes that held her securely to the bed posts as she waxed philosophically;

Bondage is one of the great enigmas of society.

It is deemed deviant and depraved by the uninitiated.

Yet to the practitioners, both Dominant and submissive, it is pure pleasure.




Cloister, congress, calamity

 

[sensualquills]

Cloister, Congress, Calamity

Sister Mary Rose tingled with impurities as she congressed herself, reading the pages of the Song of Solomon. The struggle between her body and her faith were heading towards calamity. When her final vows were broken, there in the cloistered hall of the Abby, she cried out, “Oh God, I’m coming!”

Birthday, Bent, Bobbing

 

[dirtybusiness]

The sweaty man gasped as he looked at her, bent with exertion.

”Where should I put my load?!,” he breathed, nearly losing it.

”My load…where should I put it?!”

”Oh! Right there, please.”

Dumping the brightly wrapped parcels in the hallway, she smiled languorously. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”

”Happy Birthday…”

(Okay, I could have SWORN the words were Load, Birthday and Languorous.... I must be tired, sorry guys!)


Next words: Zipper, Apprehension, Wily

 

[sensualquills]

Zipper, Apprehension, Wily

I had such apprehension when we started, but Daddy was relentless in his desires to teach his baby girl. When I’m bad, I get a spanking; when I’m naughty, my wily behavior is rewarded and I get to undo his zipper and pump his hot rod—Daddy loves my hand-jobs.

Demonic, Darkness, Deviant

 

[dirtybusiness]

Demonic, Darkness, Deviant

DeeDee stared at her horoscope in horror. “Whoever writes these things must be a deviant,” she thought, before reading aloud: “Everything will be going great, right until a demonic creature takes you in the darkness!”

Then the lamp blew out.

”Figures,” was Dee’s last thought as the monster ate her.

Next words: Lascivious, Lasso, Letter

 

[dirtybusiness]

Doing my own, so there!

Layla, long lamented “Lipid Queen,” became quite the lusty looker after the surgeon lasso’d the lipids right out of her in a lavish display of the wonders of liposuction.

Lean to the letter, Layla learned that while looks aren’t the lot, a lovely lay beats Frito Lay any day!

Next: Frugal, Flaccid, Fornicate

 

[halfjack]

Next: Frugal, Flaccid, Fornicate

Since it is possible that one might partake of a frugal meal during fornication (at least a certain part of it.. mmmprotein), it would be ill advised to handle flaccid member (yes, I used "member", beat me.. please?).

Unless one is attempting to make said member non-flaccid, of course. Which would be appealing to the general consensus...

Next: Zeppo, zambini, ambidextrous.

 

[dirtybusiness]

Zeppo, Zambini, Ambidextrous

“Ohh, yes, darling, that feels good,” Marsha purred, giggling gleefully when he did the exact same thing with the other thumb. It’s a pity her husband wasn’t ambidextrous, too.

”Marsha!” Zambini cried.

”We’re caught!!!!” Marsha gasped.

”Zeppo?!?” said the cuckolded husband.

”GROUCHO!!! Oooooh, GROUCHO!” as she came, hitting the Marx.


Next: Stem, Dewy, Shaft

 

[sensualquills]

Stem, Dewy, Shaft

Listen Puppy, her promiscuities stem from a desperate need to get laid, that's all. I'm sure she'll settle down as soon as she meets the perfect playmate. Don't get your dewy dog breath on my window! No running in the house! Gees, bring her a bone before you shaft her!

Purring, Penetrating, Pleasing

 

[karnelman]

Purring, Penetrating, Pleasing

It was a pleasing afternoon for both the handsome middle-aged man and the shy young woman. While licking her clit, the lady’s erotic purring told him that her hairless pussy was ready for penetrating. So he plunged his rigid cock deep into her and caused the purring to become screaming.

Delicious, deciduous, dilemma

 

[chris2c4u]

Hello? Yes, I hear you now. Yes, you sound delicious. Trees? What do you mean? No, I said delicious, not deciduous.

Yes, online mics can do that.

Oh baby, you look great, sits by you in the bar.

A dilemma? No, not for me. I'd rather cyber than watch Jeopardy.

Norse, emblem, shift.

 

[andygorn]

"Norse, emblem, shift"
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Pinioned upon the Great Hall table, Anna's defiance towards the Norse woman who had ravaged her lands melted when Freya removed Anna's shift to suckle expertly upon her womanhood.
Whilst Anna completely surrendered to Sapphic pleasure, her father's eagle
shield- emblem gazed down reproachfully upon the two women.
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gladiator, threesome, fig