Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Lia Monde]

Monde wanders the dark woods lush
Hoping someone will pat her tush

 

[stickygirl]

Monde wanders the dark woods lush
Hoping someone will pat her tush
But to her dismay

 

[AbsintheFather]

Monde wanders the dark woods lush
Hoping someone will pat her tush
But to her dismay
They were all away

 

[stickygirl]

Monde wanders the dark woods lush
Hoping someone will pat her tush
But to her dismay
They were all away
Not even a wood for her bush

 

[AbsintheFather]

Monde wanders the dark woods lush
Hoping someone will pat her tush
But to her dismay
They were all away
Not even a wood for her bush

Such a sad story


But what is a good girl to do

 

[thebeesknees]

Sunday morning and the coffee is on

 

[Cymru6969]

But what is a good girl to do
When alone with nothing to do?




Sunday morning and the coffee is on
Fire up your Lit at the break of dawn

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

But what is a good girl to do
When alone with nothing to do?
Find alternate play




Sunday morning and the coffee is on
Fire up your Lit at the break of dawn
Let your naughty thoughts flow

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But what is a good girl to do
When alone with nothing to do?
Find alternate play
Toys, fingers, okay




Sunday morning and the coffee is on
Fire up your Lit at the break of dawn
Let your naughty thoughts flow
Find a guy to blow

 

[stickygirl]

But what is a good girl to do
When alone with nothing to do?
Find alternate play
Toys, fingers, okay
Sticky bits get covered in goo




Sunday morning and the coffee is on
Fire up your Lit at the break of dawn
Let your naughty thoughts flow
Find a guy to blow
Titania to my Oberon

We needed a classical ending

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Like!


"My kingdom for a horse!" cried he

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

"My kingdom for a horse!" cried he
The queen was too demanding you see

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"My kingdom for a horse!" cried he
The queen was too demanding you see
From morning to night

 

[Sandman63]

"My kingdom for a horse!" cried he
The queen was too demanding you see
From morning to night

My kingdom for a horse cried he
The queen was too demanding you see
From morning to night.
He checked each horse's behind!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

'My kingdom for a horse!" cried he
The queen was too demanding you see
From morning to night
He checked each horse's behind!
Fucked only those with pedigree

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She had a secret that she'd never divulge

 

[DoRaMe]

She had a secret that she'd never divulge
Under her skirt there was a big bulge

 

[AbsintheFather]

She had a secret that she'd never divulge
Under her skirt there was a big bulge
The other thing weird

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She had a secret that she'd never divulge
Under her skirt there was a big bulge
The other thing weird
But not the beard

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

She had a secret that she'd never divulge
Under her skirt there was a big bulge
The other thing weird
But not the beard
With ladies and gents she liked to indulge

 

[Lia Monde]

Elle dropped her panties to loud cheers

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Elle dropped her panties to loud cheers
It's how she earns so many free beers

 

[Lia Monde]

Elle dropped her panties to loud cheers
It's how she earns so many free beers
She offered her chute

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Elle dropped her panties to loud cheers
It's how she earns so many free beers
She offered her chute
To a big galute

 

[stickygirl]

Elle dropped her panties to loud cheers
It's how she earns so many free beers
She offered her chute
To a big galute
But he turned her down for the queers