Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

To get the milk, must buy the cow

 

[weespanner]

To get the milk, must buy the cow
Then squeeze on those udders somehow

 

[stickygirl]

To get the milk, must buy the cow
Then squeeze on those udders somehow
A pair of firm hands

 

[weespanner]

To get the milk, must buy the cow
Then squeeze on those udders somehow
A pair of firm hands
On mammary glands

 

[stickygirl]

To get the milk, must buy the cow
Then squeeze on those udders somehow
A pair of firm hands
On mammary glands
Leaves men wanting to furrow their plough

 

[weespanner]

They say that you reap what you sow

 

[Adre]

They say that you reap what you sow
Then I think I'm due a nice blow

 

[weespanner]

They say that you reap what you sow
Then I think I'm due a nice blow
You ate something sweet?

 

[Adre]

They say that you reap what you sow
Then I think I'm due a nice blow
You ate something sweet?
It also had heat

 

[weespanner]

They say that you reap what you sow
Then I think I'm due a nice blow
You ate something sweet?
It also had heat
And left your face with a warm glow?

 

[stickygirl]

I'm hypno'd by 'spanner's AV

 

[weespanner]

I'm hypno'd by 'spanner's AV
Poor Sticky shall I take it aff?

 

[stickygirl]

I'm hypno'd by 'spanner's AV
Poor Sticky shall I take it aff? no!
I'm all of a dither

 

[weespanner]

I'm hypno'd by 'spanner's AV
Poor Sticky shall I take it aff?
I'm all of a dither
Those eyes say 'Cum hither'

 

[stickygirl]

I'm hypno'd by 'spanner's AV
Poor Sticky shall I take it aff?
I'm all of a dither
Those eyes say 'Cum hither'
Relax guys! Just girl-talk you see

Ay-Vee is how I say it

 

[weespanner]

Poor Sticky forgot how to rhyme

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Poor Sticky forgot how to rhyme
Maybe you could give her more time?

 

[weespanner]

Poor Sticky forgot how to rhyme
Maybe you could give her more time?
Sixteen was enough

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Poor Sticky forgot how to rhyme
Maybe you could give her more time?
Sixteen was enough
Don't make it too tough

 

[weespanner]

Poor Sticky forgot how to rhyme
Maybe you could give her more time?
Sixteen was enough
Don't make it too tuff
Your spell checker's way past its prime!

crap...you edited!

Poor Sticky forgot how to rhyme
Maybe you could give her more time?
Sixteen was enough
Don't make it too tough
Quick edits can disguise a crime

 

[weespanner]

What a lovely day for a hump

 

[Adre]

What a lovely day for a hump
Then on to the bed we should jump

 

[weespanner]

What a lovely day for a hump
Then on to the bed we should jump
Want a pillow fight?

 

[Adre]

What a lovely day for a hump
Then on to the bed we should jump
Want a pillow fight?
My pants just got tight

 

[cliteatingman]

What a lovely day for a hump
Then on to the bed we should jump
Want a pillow fight?
My pants just got tight
Open them up and let's bump