Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[stickygirl]

His cock was massively big
His balls low-slung like a pig
He walked with a waddle
He's no super model
Got a job as a wrecking ball rig

 

[Lia Monde]

Donna's tits would jiggle and sway

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Donna's tits would jiggle and sway
All the boys liked them that way

 

[weespanner]

Donna's tits would jiggle and sway
All the boys liked them that way
They'd watch mesmerised

 

[EbersMoll]

Donna's tits would jiggle and sway
All the boys liked them that way
They'd watch mesmerised
With imaginations exercised

 

[stickygirl]

Donna's tits would jiggle and sway
All the boys liked them that way
They'd watch mesmerised
With imaginations exercised
And hypnotised, gave her their pay


I'm off for a life on the waves byeeee

 

[weespanner]

Happy holidays Sticky!


I'm off for a life on the waves
Let's hope that Sticky misbehaves

 

[jameslewis]

I'm off for a life on the waves
Let's hope that Sticky misbehaves
And finds lots of good trouble

 

[Cymru6969]

I'm off for a life on the waves
Let's hope that Sticky misbehaves
And finds lots of good trouble
Dark handsome men with stubble

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'm off for a life on the waves
Let's hope that Sticky misbehaves
And finds lots of good trouble
Dark handsome men with stubble
Hell, she'll even take one who shaves

 

[thebeesknees]

What do you do when the summers half gone,

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What do you do when the summers half gone,
And the hurlyburly is done....

 

[Adre]

What do you do when the summers half gone,
And the hurlyburly is done....
I pull off my shorts

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

What do you do when the summers half gone,
And the hurlyburly is done....
I pull off my shorts
She looks, then she snorts

 

[thebeesknees]

What do you do when the summers half gone,
And the hurlyburly is done....
I pull off my shorts
She looks, then she snorts
as she bobs on the head of my dong

 

[thebeesknees]

As he looked in her window one night

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

As he looked in her window one night
He saw something that didn't look right

 

[37_ttej]

As he looked in her window one night
He saw something that didn't look right

Ooh, ooh, I know this one!
The puce striped drapes didn't match the yellow floral wallpaper, right?
And that abstract landscape: urk.
Sheesh it's hard to find a good interior decorator!
For goodness' sake people close the blinds and save your neighbours from aesthetic insults.

Oh.
This is the limerick thread.
Ahem.

As he looked in her window one night
He saw something that didn't look right
There standing so tall

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh Jett


As he looked in her window one night
He saw something that didn't look right
There standing so tall
Naked, 'gainst the wall

 

[Lia Monde]

As he looked in her window one night
He saw something that didn't look right
There standing so tall
Naked, 'gainst the wall
Were two goats fighting over a kite.

[ "didn't look right" threw me off]

 

[FUBARd1]

[ "didn't look right" threw me off]

LOL!! Sometimes, you just shake your head. Let's try this one...

A lass named Lia was busy,

 

[Lia Monde]

A lass named Lia was busy,
Her body and mind in a tizzy

 

[FUBARd1]

A lass named Lia was busy,
Her body and mind in a tizzy
Her thoughts were a-whirl

 

[Cymru6969]

A lass named Lia was busy,
Her body and mind in a tizzy
Her thoughts were a-whirl
That cagey, naughty girl

 

[Lia Monde]

A lass named Lia was busy,
Her body and mind in a tizzy
Her thoughts were a-whirl
Quite a ditzy girl