Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[cliteatingman]

She sucked him off every morning
It stopped his unbearable yawning
That cock crows with glee
Tongue skill is the key
And sucking means no risk of spawning

 

[Cymru6969]

She sucked him off every morning
It stopped his unbearable yawning
That cock crows with glee
Tongue skill is the key
She learned it from Tumblr porning

 

[weespanner]

The sun left her sticky and hot

 

[Cymru6969]

The sun left her sticky and hot
A hop in the pool hits the spot

 

[weespanner]

The sun left her sticky and hot
A hop in the pool hits the spot
It cools down her bits

 

[ChainedUp]

The sun left her sticky and hot
A hop in the pool hits the spot
It cools down her bits
Accentuates her tits

 

[Adre]

The sun left her sticky and hot
A hop in the pool hits the spot
It cools down her bits
And washes her tits

 

[weespanner]

The sun left her sticky and hot
A hop in the pool hits the spot
It cools down her bits
And washes her tits
Making both her nipples quite taut

 

[Adre]

The sun left her sticky and hot
A hop in the pool hits the spot
It cools down her bits
Accentuates her tits
And cleans off the sperm that I shot

 

[Cymru6969]

Ejaculate on her nice chest

 

[weespanner]

Ejaculate on her nice chest
Will help give her jaw a quick rest

 

[Adre]

Ejaculate on her nice chest
Will help give her jaw a quick rest
And moisten her skin

 

[weespanner]

Ejaculate on her nice chest
Will help give her jaw a quick rest
And moisten her skin
So just rub it in

 

[TomBoner]

Ejaculate on her nice chest
Will help give her jaw a quick rest
And moisten her skin
So just rub it in
and might just leave her impressed

 

[stickygirl]

His finger slipped right up me bum


well, I figured why not?

 

[Cymru6969]

His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some

 

[Adre]

His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some
And with a slight twist

 

[stickygirl]

His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some
"Hey look what I've found"


His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some
And with a slight twist
I fractured his wrist

 

[Adre]

His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some
"Hey look what I've found"
It's long, thick and round

His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some
And with a slight twist
I fractured his wrist
Then poured him a short glass of rum

 

[stickygirl]

His finger slipped right up me bum
Two knuckles deep and then some
"Hey look what I've found
It's long, thick and round"
'Well I used the door handle for fun!"

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

This group is really quite kinky~!

 

[stickygirl]

This group is really quite kinky~!
How else can you rhyme "bottom-winky"?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

This group is really quite kinky~!
How else can you rhyme "bottom-winky"?
I'll give it a try

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

This group is really quite kinky~!
How else can you rhyme "bottom-winky"?
I'll give it a try
One puff and you'll fly!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

This group is really quite kinky~!
How else can you rhyme "bottom-winky"?
I'll give it a try
One puff and you'll fly!
I just hope it's not too stinky~!