Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[thebeesknees]

A hand down my pants made me quiver
His breath on my neck made me shiver
I was getting so wet
It seemed a sure bet

 

[stickygirl]

A hand down my pants made me quiver
His breath on my neck made me shiver
I was getting so wet
It seemed a sure bet
They'd rename me Wet Beaver River

 

[Adre]

A hand down my pants made me quiver
His breath on my neck made me shiver
I was getting so wet
How could he forget
I'm much more a taker than giver

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But I give as good as I get!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

But I give as good as I get!
On that, you can surely bet~!

 

[jameslewis]

But I give as good as I get!
On that, you can surely bet~!
So measure for measure
And pleasure for pleasure

 

[weespanner]

But I give as good as I get!
On that, you can surely bet~!
So measure for measure
And pleasure for pleasure
'Til you're spent and I'm soaking wet

 

[Cymru6969]

A sex competition on Lit

 

[Adre]

A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it

 

[stickygirl]

A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it
What is first prize?

 

[jameslewis]

A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it
If the competition is stiff

 

[Cymru6969]

A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it
What is first prize?
Dildo, king-size


A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it
If the competition is stiff
Just fuck like that gif

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it
What is first prize?
Dildo, king-size
Now, boys you know that really won't fit~!


A sex competition on Lit
Sounds like fun I'm up for it
If the competition is stiff
Just fuck like that gif
In and out, and over her clit~!

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt was shorter than most

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her skirt was shorter than most
She was the sailors favorite host

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt was shorter than most
She was the sailors favorite host
Who'd tell tales and poke

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Her skirt was shorter than most
She was the sailors favorite host
Who'd tell tales and poke
Always had a bad joke

 

[Lia Monde]

Her skirt was shorter than most
She was the sailors favorite host
Who'd tell tales and poke
Always had a bad joke
A poor shag and a boast

 

[Lia Monde]

A spritz of perfume between breasts

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent

 

[meop79]

A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent
Her pillows vent

 

[jameslewis]

A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent
Made clear her intent

 

[restless_bob]

A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent
Attracted the gents

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent
Her pillows vent
'Twas a hint of lemony zest



A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent
Made clear her intent
To put her suitor to the test




A spritz of perfume between breasts
Made her more popular than the rest
An alluring scent
Attracted the gents
To bury their face in her chest