Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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With respect to Tarzan


My laptop died, but it wasn't unexpected.
Long line, may be rejected
 
With respect to Tarzan


My laptop died, but it wasn't unexpected.
Long line, may be rejected
Don't let the syl cop see!! Hiyaaaaa, Cymru ;)
 
My laptop died, but it wasn't unexpected.
Long line, may be rejected
Don't let the syl cop see!!
He might just smite thee
 
My laptop died, but it wasn't unexpected.
Long line, may be rejected
Don't let the syl cop see!!
He might just smite thee
And thus get his cock erected
 
She dropped her knickers straightaway
"You wanna fuck me? Well, okay."
I'm wet. You're hard. Go!!
 
She dropped her knickers straightaway
"You wanna fuck me? Well, okay."
I'm wet. You're hard. Go!!
Let's put on a show
 
There was a young laddie from Bicester
Who wanted to bugger his sister
She said "Alright, Jack"
"But not on my back"
It gives me a terrible blister.
 
Group Limerick, new kink for you?
The best ones are funny or blue
Cocks and cunts aplenty
 
Group Limerick, new kink for you?
The best ones are funny or blue
Cocks and cunts aplenty
And all over twenty
 
Group Limerick, new kink for you?
The best ones are funny or blue
Cocks and cunts aplenty
And all over twenty
And some of them covered in goo ;)
 
Can't speak for anyone else but...

Last night the Playgrounders went on strike!
When a line's too long I take a hike
 
Last night the Playgrounders went on strike!
When a line's too long I take a hike
She's such a stickler
 
Last night the Playgrounders went on strike!
When a line's too long I take a hike
She's such a stickler
Nope - a limerickler
 
Last night the Playgrounders went on strike!
When a line's too long I take a hike
She's such a stickler
Nope - a limerickler
A rhymer that I really like;)
 
Last night the Playgrounders went on strike!
When a line's too long I take a hike
She's such a stickler
Nope - a limerickler
And that's the thing about you that we like

er, and your lovely assets :kiss:
 
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