Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Get some lovin' while the gettin's good
Spread 'em wide cause I'm sportin' wood
Hope that it's oak
Just give it a stroke

 

[AbsintheFather]

Get some lovin' while the gettin's good
Spread 'em wide cause I'm sportin' wood
Hope that it's oak
Just give it a stroke
And we'll both get off, just like we should

Hiya ladies

 

[AbsintheFather]

He left her in a state of bliss

 

[stickygirl]

He left her in a state of bliss
Laying on the bed with her naked Sis

 

[AbsintheFather]

He left her in a state of bliss
Laying on the bed with her naked Sis
But Sis needed more

 

[stickygirl]

He left her in a state of bliss
Laying on the bed with her naked Sis
But Sis needed more
Phoned the plumber next door

 

[AbsintheFather]

He left her in a state of bliss
Laying on the bed with her naked Sis
But Sis needed more
Phoned the plumber next door
But said he'd charge double for this.

 

[Cymru6969]

Laying pipe requires some skill

 

[weespanner]

Laying pipe requires some skill
Playing it gives him a thrill

 

[cliteatingman]

Laying pipe requires some skill
Playing it gives him a thrill
He laid pipe in her twat

 

[stickygirl]

Laying pipe requires some skill
Playing it gives him a thrill
Whether placed in a hole

 

[weespanner]

Laying pipe requires some skill
Playing it gives him a thrill
Whether placed in a hole
Or losing control

 

[cliteatingman]

Laying pipe requires some skill
Playing it gives him a thrill
Whether placed in a hole
Or losing control
Some lucky one gets quite the fill

 

[Cymru6969]

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot

 

[weespanner]

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
His face now obscured by a blot

 

[stickygirl]

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot

Crying at this - need we go further?

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
Cos the CIA needed his mug-shot


The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
His face now obscured by a blot
What started a blur

 

[Cymru6969]

Crying at this - need we go further?

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
Cos the CIA needed his mug-shot
Osama Pin Dick


The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
His face now obscured by a blot
What started a blur
Caused a public stir

 

[stickygirl]

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
Cos the CIA needed his mug-shot
Osama Pin Dick
Shot off too quick


The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
His face now obscured by a blot
What started a blur
Caused a public stir
Front cover splash on her wot-not

meh..

 

[Cymru6969]

The Skype screen froze in mid-cumshot
Cos the CIA needed his mug-shot
Osama Pin Dick
Shot off too quick
His O face scrutinised a lot

meh as well.....but the opening line!!!!

 

[Lia Monde]

The whipped cream covered her boobs

 

[Cymru6969]

The whipped cream covered her boobs
Well-placed to conform with YouTubes

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The whipped cream covered her boobs
Well-placed to conform with YouTubes
Her nipples, he sucked

 

[Cymru6969]

The whipped cream covered her boobs
Well-placed to conform with YouTubes
Her nipples, he sucked
Until he upchucked

 

[weespanner]

The whipped cream covered her boobs
Well-placed to conform with YouTubes
Her nipples, he sucked
Until he upchucked
While choking on one of her pubes

 

[Cymru6969]

She whispers "Fuck me" in his ear