Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

"I love me cream pie", he said
This made her blush, turn crimson red
"Let's try that again
This time please refrain"

 

[37_ttej]

"I love me cream pie", he said
This made her blush, turn crimson red
"Let's try that again
This time please refrain
From shooting it on my head."

 

[DukeSupernature]

'Shower Cap's not a sexy look

 

[37_ttej]

'Shower Cap's not a sexy look
I looked at a pic in a book

 

[mamasota]

'Shower Cap's not a sexy look
I looked at a pic in a book
But didn't follow the instructions

 

[DukeSupernature]

'Shower Cap's not a sexy look
I looked at a pic in a book
But didn't follow the instructions
Ruing my gumption

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

'Shower Cap's not a sexy look
I looked at a pic in a book
But didn't follow the instructions
Ruing my gumption
Now I look like a Lunchlady Crook

 

[DukeSupernature]

'Shower Cap's not a sexy look
I looked at a pic in a book
But didn't follow the instructions
Ruing my gumption
Now I look like a Lunchlady Crook

Ha!


Just don't look at her the wrong way

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Just don't look at her the wrong way
She's liable to serve you, and say:

 

[DukeSupernature]

Just don't look at her the wrong way
She's liable to serve you, and say:
"Don't get excited"

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Just don't look at her the wrong way
She's liable to serve you, and say:
"Don't get excited"
'That pudding was shite-ed'

 

[DukeSupernature]

Just don't look at her the wrong way
She's liable to serve you, and say:
"Don't get excited
That pudding was shite-ed
But be sure that it's fresh today."

 

[37_ttej]

I'm bored, so what shall we do?

 

[WetBiMoose]

I'm bored, so what shall we do?
Maybe you've got an idea or two?

 

[37_ttej]

I'm bored, so what shall we do?
Maybe you've got an idea or two?
Just hop in my truck

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

I'm bored, so what shall we do?
Maybe you've got an idea or two?
Just hop in my truck
We'll go down to the river and fuck

 

[37_ttej]

I'm bored, so what shall we do?
Maybe you've got an idea or two?
Just hop in my truck
We'll go down to the river and fuck
With the gang, or just me'n' you?

 

[pensivepoet]

A snapping turtle bit her toes

 

[weespanner]

Hi PP

A snapping turtle bit her toes
So she punched him right on the nose

 

[sweetsauce]

A snapping turtle bit her toes
She hopped about in agony throes

 

[pensivepoet]

Hi wee!
A snapping turtle bit her toes
So she punched him right on the nose
Bubba ran away

 

[pensivepoet]

Hi SS!
A snapping turtle bit her toes
She hopped about in agony throes
He liked her dance

 

[weespanner]

...sweets


A snapping turtle bit her toes
So she punched him right on the nose
Bubba ran away
And hid in the bay


A snapping turtle bit her toes
She hopped about in agony throes
He liked her dance
Showed her his lance

 

[pensivepoet]

...sweets


A snapping turtle bit her toes
So she punched him right on the nose
Bubba ran away
And hid in the bay
Til his wee lil willy froze!

A snapping turtle bit her toes
She hopped about in agony throes
He liked her dance
Showed her his lance
Drawing laughter from the watching crows

 

[pensivepoet]

*night ladies*
The spin cycle made her clit throb