Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She picked him up in a seedy bar
and took him home in her car
Once there, she dimmed the light
and they both cried out in delight
He was her best lover yet, by far!

 

[DukeSupernature]

He still joined the rest in her freezer

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He still joined the rest in her freezer
The fucking was only a teaser

 

[DukeSupernature]

He still joined the rest in her freezer
The fucking was only a teaser
To lure prey astray

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He still joined the rest in her freezer
The fucking was only a teaser
To lure prey astray
For a 'lay and a slay'

 

[DukeSupernature]

He still joined the rest in her freezer
The fucking was only a teaser
To lure prey astray
For a 'lay and a slay'
Who knew heels looked good on the Reaper?

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He still joined the rest in her freezer
The fucking was only a teaser
To lure prey astray
For a 'lay and a slay'
Who knew heels looked good on the Reaper?

haha

Bella frolicked all morning in bed

 

[DukeSupernature]

Bella frolicked all morning in bed
Indulgence's beast must be fed

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Bella frolicked all morning in bed
Indulgence's beast must be fed
But in hour four

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Bella frolicked all morning in bed
Indulgence's beast must be fed
But in hour four
Of erotic parkour

 

[DukeSupernature]

Bella frolicked all morning in bed
Indulgence's beast must be fed
But in hour four
Other beasts in store

 

[DukeSupernature]

Gotta clean up your own mess ...

Bella frolicked all morning in bed
Indulgence's beast must be fed
But in hour four
Of erotic parkour
Preparing her focus in stead.


Bella frolicked all morning in bed
Indulgence's beast must be fed
But in hour four
Other beasts in store
And lingering dreams cloud the head.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

well done

Dreams of silk, leather and lace

 

[DukeSupernature]

(Ta )

Dreams of silk, leather and lace
The mounting yearn that leaves no space

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dreams of silk, leather and lace
The mounting yearn that leaves no space
The touch is divine

 

[DukeSupernature]

Dreams of silk, leather and lace
The mounting yearn that leaves no space
The touch is divine
Eclectic design

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Dreams of silk, leather and lace
The mounting yearn that leaves no space
The touch is divine
Eclectic design
Perfect mix of the treble and bass

 

[DukeSupernature]

Of two picks, blue picks are better

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Of two picks, blue picks are better
If you follow the Rule of the Pick to the letter

 

[DukeSupernature]

Of two picks, blue picks are better
If you follow the Rule of the Pick to the letter
And sometimes to flout

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Of two picks, blue picks are better
If you follow the Rule of the Pick to the letter
And sometimes to flout
Makes the pianist pout

(haha 'pianist' )

 

[DukeSupernature]

Of two picks, blue picks are better
If you follow the Rule of the Pick to the letter
And sometimes to flout
Makes the pianist pout
And you laugh as his head gets wetter.

 

[sweetsauce]

The Policeman's ball can be fun

 

[cainm13]

The Policeman's ball can be fun
If only, I didn't bring my gun

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

The Policeman's ball can be fun
If only, I didn't bring my gun
So I frisked her