Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[pensivepoet]

The Policeman's ball can be fun
If only, I didn't bring my gun
So I frisked her
Til i got a blister

 

[mamasota]

The Policeman's ball can be fun
If only, I didn't bring my gun
So I frisked her
Til i got a blister
On my 8mm weapon

 

[37_ttej]

LOL, Mama.

Eight millimetre bore's quite small ...

 

[weespanner]

Eight millimetre bore's quite small ...
I don't think you'd feel that at all

 

[37_ttej]

Eight millimetre bore's quite small
I don't think you'd feel that at all
He thinks he's 'da shit'

 

[37_ttej]

Eight millimetre bore's quite small
I don't think you'd feel that at all
He thinks he's 'da shit'
With his little bit

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Eight millimetre bore's quite small
I don't think you'd feel that at all
He thinks he's 'da shit'
With his little bit
But women think he's got some gall

 

[pensivepoet]

His WEE lil bit gave her a jolt

 

[Lia Monde]

His WEE lil bit gave her a jolt
Like that of a frisky young colt

 

[poppadog]

His WEE lil bit gave her a jolt
Like that of a frisky young colt
It was only four inches

 

[TomBoner]

His WEE lil bit gave her a jolt
Like that of a frisky young colt
It was only four inches
But then when she flinches

 

[mamasota]

His WEE lil bit gave her a jolt
Like that of a frisky young colt
It was only four inches
But then when she flinches
He cums like a lightening bolt!

 

[37_ttej]

Lynda was horny and wet

 

[pensivepoet]

Lynda was horny and wet
So said yes to his kinky bet

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Lynda was horny and wet
So said yes to his kinky bet
if she won it you see

 

[pensivepoet]

Lynda was horny and wet
So said yes to his kinky bet
if she won it you see
(that's her up the tree)

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Lynda was horny and wet
So said yes to his kinky bet
if she won it you see
(that's her up the tree
She got him and the keys to his 'Vet

 

[37_ttej]

Lynda was horny and wet
So said yes to his kinky bet
if she won it you see
(that's her up the tree)
He'd buy her a private jet.

*pity she lost *

 

[mamasota]

He lost it a little too soon

 

[37_ttej]

He lost it a little too soon
All over her leg, the buffoon

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He lost it a little too soon
All over her leg, the buffoon
But, being a gent

 

[37_ttej]

He lost it a little too soon
All over her leg, the buffoon
But, being a gent
To the kitchen went
And scraped it all up with a spoon.

*wow, kinky *

 

[37_ttej]

"I love me cream pie", he said

(Hi Dee and sorry for line hogging. Again. )

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"I love me cream pie", he said
This made her blush, turn crimson red

 

[37_ttej]

"I love me cream pie", he said
This made her blush, turn crimson red
"Let's try that again"