Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

That's a scone not a biscuit
Calorie counters don't risk it!

 

[jackflash81]

That's a scone not a biscuit
Calorie counters don't risk it!
You'll just want another

 

[weespanner]

That's a scone not a biscuit
Calorie counters don't risk it!
You'll just want another
The scale says 'Oh brother!'

 

[37_ttej]

That's a scone not a biscuit
Calorie counters don't risk it!
You'll just want another
The scale says 'Oh brother!'
Have a York pud with brisket

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Must go to the gym to work it all off

 

[37_ttej]

Must go to the gym to work it all off
Perchance who should I meet, but The Hoff!

 

[thebeesknees]

Must go to the gym to work it all off
Perchance who should I meet, but The Hoff!
Not really who I was hoping for

__________________

 

[37_ttej]

Must go to the gym to work it all off
Perchance who should I meet, but The Hoff!
Not really who I was hoping for
Wanted Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Must go to the gym to work it all off
Perchance who should I meet, but The Hoff!
Not really who I was hoping for
Wanted Zsa Zsa Gabor
Though his boob-bounce is nothing to scoff

 

[37_ttej]

(Heehee, The Hoff would be overjoyed with that finish BR! )

He was tactfully offered 'support'

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

He was tactfully offered 'support'
But, alas, he again came up short

 

[weespanner]

He was tactfully offered 'support'
But, alas, he again came up short
A common complaint

 

[stickygirl]

He was tactfully offered 'support'
But, alas, he again came up short
A common complaint:
The truss-induced faint

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

He was tactfully offered 'support'
But, alas, he again came up short
A common complaint:
The truss-induced faint
He had failed to get it nice and taught

 

[missmaddy]

A man is as big as his ego

 

[BrokenRomantic]

A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"

 

[weespanner]

A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A 'dick'-name, perhaps

 

[pensivepoet]

A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A footlong dream

 

[pensivepoet]

A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A 'dick'-name, perhaps
And those leather chaps!

 

[weespanner]

Hi PP


A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A 'dick'-name, perhaps
And those leather chaps!
Are just a bit kinky, amigo



A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A footlong dream
Full of fresh cream

 

[pensivepoet]

Hi PP


A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A 'dick'-name, perhaps
And those leather chaps!
Are just a bit kinky, amigo



A man is as big as his ego
He might even name his cock "Vigo"
A footlong dream
Full of fresh cream
Cuz it only makes the girls giggle
*hiya wee!*

 

[37_ttej]

(Nice finish, amigo. )

Senor was a ladies' man

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Senor was a ladies' man
He would take it any way he can

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Senor was a ladies' man
He would take it any way he can
paying or begging,

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Senor was a ladies' man
He would take it any way he can
paying or begging,
He liked fucking and pegging