Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[indy0311]

I've decided at Limericks I suck
That's ok, but with a little luck
I'll find someone here
Who doesn't mind taking time to steer
And later maybe we'll share a fuck.

 

[mamasota]

Bravo, INdy, see, easy!



It was clear that he wanted to screw

 

[indy0311]

It was clear that he wanted to screw
He had his clothes off before she knew

 

[37_ttej]

It was clear that he wanted to screw
He had his clothes off before she knew
His cock standing proud
He shouted out loud
"Honey, lookie at what I just grew!

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's naughty and breaks the rules

 

[thebeesknees]

Jett's naughty and breaks the rules
That's what got him kicked out of school

 

[37_ttej]

Jett's naughty and breaks the rules
That's what got him kicked out of school
Yes, that, and the fact

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Jett's naughty and breaks the rules
That's what got him kicked out of school
Yes, that, and the fact
That he splooged on the cat

 

[DukeSupernature]

Jett's naughty and breaks the rules
That's what got him kicked out of school
Yes, that, and the fact
That he splooged on the cat
And that cat was the principal's.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She sat in the darkened exam room

 

[AbsintheFather]

Jett's naughty and breaks the rules
That's what got him kicked out of school
Yes, that, and the fact
That he splooged on the cat
which belonged to Headmistress Jules

 

[AbsintheFather]

She sat in the darkened exam room
In a position she'd been told to assume

 

[37_ttej]

She sat in the darkened exam room
In a position she'd been told to assume
Her wrists silken bound

 

[indy0311]

She sat in the darkened exam room
In a position she'd been told to assume
Her wrists silken bound
And that's where she was found
when the janitor walked in with his broom

 

[37_ttej]

"Want me to clean yer rug, Miss?"

 

[weespanner]

"Want me to clean yer rug, Miss?
All that I'll charge is a kiss"

 

[AbsintheFather]

"Want me to clean yer rug, Miss?
All that I'll charge is a kiss"
Use the broomstick

 

[weespanner]

"Want me to clean yer rug, Miss?
All that I'll charge is a kiss"
Use the broomstick
Or give it a lick

 

[AbsintheFather]

"Want me to clean yer rug, Miss?
All that I'll charge is a kiss"
Use the broomstick
Or give it a lick
Do it NOW, she said with a hiss

hiya Wee

 

[37_ttej]

Ahnold: "Don't move, 'I'll be back'!"

 

[weespanner]

Hi AF & Jett


Ahnold: "Don't move, 'I'll be back'!"
I'm just popping out for a snack"

 

[37_ttej]

Ahnold: "Don't move, 'I'll be back'!"
I'm just popping out for a snack"
"What!? Of all the luck!"

 

[weespanner]

Ahnold: "Don't move, 'I'll be back'!"
I'm just popping out for a snack"
"What!? Of all the luck!"
They ran out of duck?

 

[37_ttej]

Ahnold: "Don't move, 'I'll be back'!"
I'm just popping out for a snack"
"What!? Of all the luck!"
They ran out of duck?
Nah, the honey began to tack.

 

[jackflash81]

That's a scone not a biscuit