Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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I gave to my Valentine ..
A wake up bj at nine
My patented swirl
To make their toes curl
That's how I make sure he'll Be Mine
 
I read them a bedtime story
The theme was 'No Nuts, No Glory'
A tragic tale
Of a brash, naïve male
That started with charm, but turned gory
 
He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right
He feels a stiff breeze
 
He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right
He feels a stiff breeze
On his scrotal trapeze
 
He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right
He feels a stiff breeze
On his scrotal trapeze
Almost a 'blowjob', but not quite
 
;)

His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack
But he didn't care



Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
 
His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack
But he didn't care
Take pics he did dare

Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
We all want the heat
 
His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack
But he didn't care
Take pics he did dare
With it dangling over his crack :eek:


Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
We all want the heat
And hate icy feet
 
Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
We all want the heat
And hate icy feet
Nude in the sun, we'd all be so bold

Hiya wee :)
 
We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Embarrassing boner
 
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