Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

I gave to my Valentine ..
A wake up bj at nine

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I gave to my Valentine ..
A wake up bj at nine
My patented swirl

 

[DukeSupernature]

I gave to my Valentine ..
A wake up bj at nine
My patented swirl
To make their toes curl

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I gave to my Valentine ..
A wake up bj at nine
My patented swirl
To make their toes curl
That's how I make sure he'll Be Mine

 

[DukeSupernature]

I read them a bedtime story

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I read them a bedtime story
The theme was 'No Nuts, No Glory'

 

[weespanner]

I read them a bedtime story
The theme was 'No Nuts, No Glory'
A tragic tale

 

[DukeSupernature]

I read them a bedtime story
The theme was 'No Nuts, No Glory'
A tragic tale
Of a brash, naïve male

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I read them a bedtime story
The theme was 'No Nuts, No Glory'
A tragic tale
Of a brash, naïve male
That started with charm, but turned gory

 

[weespanner]

He lost both his nuts in a fight

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right

 

[weespanner]

He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right
He feels a stiff breeze

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right
He feels a stiff breeze
On his scrotal trapeze

 

[weespanner]

He lost both his nuts in a fight
But when the wind is blowing just right
He feels a stiff breeze
On his scrotal trapeze
Almost a 'blowjob', but not quite

 

[37_ttej]

Heehee Wee.

His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack

 

[thebeesknees]

Fucking cold weather sure gets old

 

[weespanner]

His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack
But he didn't care



Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told

 

[BrokenRomantic]

His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack
But he didn't care
Take pics he did dare

Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
We all want the heat

 

[weespanner]

His buddies named him 'Flapjack'
'Cause of his flat wrinkled sack
But he didn't care
Take pics he did dare
With it dangling over his crack


Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
We all want the heat
And hate icy feet

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Fucking cold weather sure gets old
'Winter is coming' we're told
We all want the heat
And hate icy feet
Nude in the sun, we'd all be so bold

Hiya wee

 

[weespanner]

Hi BR

We'd meet on a nudist beach

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech

 

[weespanner]

We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Use lots of sun cream

 

[BradBigBrain]

We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Embarrassing boner

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Use lots of sun cream
So your skin will gleam