Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Use lots of sun cream
So your skin will gleam
And your ass will glow like a peach


We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Embarrassing boner
Or a sperm donor

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We'd meet on a nudist beach
Pray for a tan, we'd beseech
Embarrassing boner
Or a sperm donor
Something's sure to get a breach

 

[mamasota]

He made sure her vent was airtight

 

[weespanner]

((mama))

He made sure her vent was airtight
He wanted to shag her all night

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He made sure her vent was airtight
He wanted to shag her all night
The pressure did build

 

[weespanner]

He made sure her vent was airtight
He wanted to shag her all night
The pressure did build
'Til his cum was spilled

 

[stickygirl]

He made sure her vent was airtight
He wanted to shag her all night
The pressure did build
'Til his cum was spilled
Is that why they mean by egg-white?

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

She caught her hubby dead to rights

 

[37_ttej]

She caught her hubby dead to rights
Coming home she turned on the lights

 

[37_ttej]

She caught her hubby dead to rights
Coming home she turned on the lights
And there on the floor
Not three men, but four ...


Doing calisthenics in tights!

Bwahahaha!

 

[37_ttej]

Got bored and played with myself.

*correction*

Got bored and played by myself.

 

[SpicySweets]

Got bored and played with myself.

*correction*

Got bored and played by myself
While getting drunk off rye, top shelf

 

[PrurientProf]

Got bored and played by myself
While getting drunk off rye, top shelf
The liquor was fine

 

[SpicySweets]

Got bored and played by myself
While getting drunk off rye, top shelf
The liquor was fine
Every drop, all mine

 

[PrurientProf]

Got bored and played by myself
While getting drunk off rye, top shelf
The liquor was fine
Every drop, all mine
the perks of pleasing oneself

 

[37_ttej]

Now I just need to get laid

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Now I just need to get laid
Do use a condom else she might be late

 

[mamasota]

Now I just need to get laid
Do use a condom else she might be late
'Tho bareback is a treat

 

[indy0311]

Now I just need to get laid
Do use a condom else she might be late
'Tho bareback is a treat

Eating you would be just as sweet

 

[indy0311]

Eating you would be just as sweet

Either way, at the end you got made.

 

[indy0311]

I've decided I suck at Limericks!

 

[mamasota]

Now I just need to get laid
Do use a condom else she might be late
'Tho bareback is a treat
Eating you would be just as sweet
Either way, at the end you got made.

 

[indy0311]

Now I just need to get laid
Do use a condom else she might be late
'Tho bareback is a treat
Eating you would be just as sweet
Either way, at the end you got made.

You made it look better... but I still suck at limericks!

 

[mamasota]

I've decided I suck at Limericks!

*fyp

I've decided at Limericks I suck
That's ok, but with a little luck

 

[indy0311]

I've decided at Limericks I suck
That's ok, but with a little luck
I'll find someone here