Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[sweetsauce]

She'll walk sideways like a crab
As her moist box, Sir Charles did grab
"C'arn luv, gizza kiss!"
(He'd been on the piss)
As a come on it really was drab

 

[37_ttej]

It earned Chas a slap in the face

 

[Firecracker]

It earned Chas a slap in the face
As his comments were rather off base.

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

It earned Chas a slap in the face
As his comments were rather off base.
He was rather clueless

 

[weespanner]

It earned Chas a slap in the face
As his comments were rather off base.
He was rather clueless
Unshaven and shoeless

 

[AbsintheFather]

It earned Chas a slap in the face
As his comments were rather off base.
He was rather clueless
Unshaven and shoeless
He had a big dick, they went to her place

 

[BradBigBrain]

AF has a thing for Lit women

 

[SpicySweets]

AF has a thing for Lit women
With them he'd like to be sinnin'

 

[mamasota]

AF has a thing for Lit women
His blessings keep 'em cummin'

 

[AbsintheFather]

aaaw look at this . . .


AF has a thing for Lit women
With them he'd like to be sinnin'
It's totally true



AF has a thing for Lit women
His blessings keep 'em cummin'
We all like to play

 

[BradBigBrain]

aaaw look at this . . .


AF has a thing for Lit women
With them he'd like to be sinnin'
It's totally true
And more than a few



AF has a thing for Lit women
His blessings keep 'em cummin'
We all like to play
All night and all day

 

[AbsintheFather]

AF has a thing for Lit women
With them he'd like to be sinnin'
It's totally true
And more than a few
It's so so easy to be smitten


AF has a thing for Lit women
His blessings keep 'em cummin'
We all like to play
All night and all day
With more orgasms to be given

 

[walkawayrenee]

AF's harem keeps growing and growing

 

[AbsintheFather]

AF's harem keeps growing and growing
But he's old, tired and it's showing



Hello Baby

 

[walkawayrenee]

AF's harem keeps growing and growing
But he's old, tired and it's showing
No, he's cute as a bug!

Hello

 

[AbsintheFather]

AF's harem keeps growing and growing
But he's old, tired and it's showing
No, he's cute as a bug!
She must be on drugs

 

[walkawayrenee]

AF's harem keeps growing and growing
But he's old, tired and it's showing
No, he's cute as a bug!
She must be on drugs
Nah.....I know cause he always leaves me glowing

 

[AbsintheFather]

Hehe, I adore you too little Valentine


I hope there's a new topic, this one's grown old

 

[stickygirl]

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time

 

[BradBigBrain]

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time
You...I'd love to explore

 

[AbsintheFather]

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time
Long time no see



Hiya Sticky

 

[stickygirl]

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time
You...I'd love to explore
What here on the floor?

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time
Long time no see
You've still got Wee

Gentlemen *blush-curtsey*

 

[37_ttej]

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time
You...I'd love to explore
What here on the floor?
Yep, kneeling down on the rug is just fine.

I adore you too little Valentine
I hope, with me, you'll spend some time
Long time no see
You've still got Wee
But a threesome with Sticky - sublime!

 

[37_ttej]

I gave to my Valentine ...

 

[LoveToLurk]

I gave to my Valentine ... my heart