Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[BrokenRomantic]

The promise of pleasure will come
Just lie on your hand 'til it's numb
Then have a quick grope

 

[weespanner]

The promise of pleasure will come
Just lie on your hand 'til it's numb
Then have a quick grope
(Tie it on with rope)

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The promise of pleasure will come
Just lie on your hand 'til it's numb
Then have a quick grope
(Tie it on with rope)
Hope you don't get seen by your mum

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill had a cute bubble heinie

 

[cliteatingman]

Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
She sat on his face

 

[cliteatingman]

Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
She sat on his face
He licked the right place

 

[weespanner]

Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
She sat on his face
He licked the right place
'Til her juices made his chin shiny

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I wear your ass like a beard

 

[weespanner]

If I wear your ass like a beard
Then shaving would be a bit weird

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

If I wear your ass like a beard
You'll know why the audience cheered

 

[DukeSupernature]

]If I wear your ass like a beard
You'll know why the audience cheered
Though deafened by thighs

 

[Artofromance]

If I wear your ass like a beard
You'll know why the audience cheered
Though deafened by thighs
What wondrous sighs

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I wear your ass like a beard
You'll know why the audience cheered
Though deafened by thighs
What wondrous sighs
Like breakfast in bed commandeered.

 

[weespanner]

If I wear your ass like a beard
Then shaving would be a bit weird
Fingers on skin
Sometimes slipping in
So my face would end up all smeared

 

[DukeSupernature]

If I wear your ass like a beard
Then shaving would be a bit weird
Fingers on skin
Sometimes slipping in
So my face would end up all smeared

She's a one-woman-writing crew

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do

 

[weespanner]

She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do
Better hard than soft

 

[DukeSupernature]

She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do
Better hard than soft
She makes it hard oft

 

[weespanner]

She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do
Better hard than soft
She makes it hard oft
While posting in something see-through

 

[DukeSupernature]

Saw your face last night on the tube

 

[FantasySlut]

Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs

 

[37_ttej]

Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
So perky and ripe

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
So perky and ripe
They live up to the hype

 

[37_ttej]

]Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
So perky and ripe
They live up to the hype
Warning: Not suitable for noobs.