Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[jackflash81]

It's time to rise and shine
Wake up and make the day mine
A morning kiss
is unrivalled bliss

 

[FantasySlut]

It's time to rise and shine
Wake up and make the day mine
A morning kiss
is unrivalled bliss
And a quick fuck before nine

 

[jackflash81]

I feel like having a wank

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I feel like having a wank
And I have that hot AV to thank

 

[DukeSupernature]

I feel like having a wank
And I have that hot AV to thank
If I squint I see

 

[weespanner]

I feel like having a wank
And I have that hot AV to thank
If I squint I see
A trickle of pee

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I feel like having a wank
And I have that hot AV to thank
If I squint I see
A trickle of pee
Streaming right down to the shank

 

[TomBoner]

Some limerist on lit were sick

 

[thebeesknees]

Some limerist on lit were sick
telling tall tales of pussy and dick

 

[weespanner]

Some limerist on lit were sick
telling tall tales of pussy and dick
Bragging 'bout size

 

[AbsintheFather]

Some limerist on lit were sick
telling tall tales of pussy and dick
Bragging 'bout size
'twas nothing but lies

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Some limerist on lit were sick
telling tall tales of pussy and dick
Bragging 'bout size
'twas nothing but lies
Just a coke can down his pants in that pic

 

[SpicySweets]

This craving I have is so great

 

[FantasySlut]

This craving I have is so great
So great, sometimes I can't wait

 

[SpicySweets]

This craving I have is so great
So great, sometimes I can't wait
I need it right now

 

[thebeesknees]

This craving I have is so great
So great, sometimes I can't wait
I need it right now
I want it and how

 

[DukeSupernature]

This craving I have is so great
So great, sometimes I can't wait
I need it right now
I want it and how
Why can I not usher on fate?

 

[thebeesknees]

I wonder if it's all worth the trouble

 

[SpicySweets]

I wonder if it's all worth the trouble
His effect on me makes me see double

 

[thebeesknees]

I wonder if it's all worth the trouble
His effect on me makes me see double
My heart starts to race

 

[SpicySweets]

I wonder if it's all worth the trouble
His effect on me makes me see double
My heart starts to race
There's a flush on my face

 

[thebeesknees]

I wonder if it's all worth the trouble
His effect on me makes me see double
My heart starts to race
There's a flush on my face
I hope that you don't burst my bubble

 

[DukeSupernature]

I refuse to toil for trouble

 

[SpicySweets]

I refuse to toil for trouble
And so you leave a faint stubble

 

[DukeSupernature]

I refuse to toil for trouble
And so you leave a faint stubble
Which ironically says