Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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The promise of pleasure will come
Just lie on your hand 'til it's numb
Then have a quick grope
(Tie it on with rope)
 
The promise of pleasure will come
Just lie on your hand 'til it's numb
Then have a quick grope
(Tie it on with rope)
Hope you don't get seen by your mum :eek:
 
Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
 
Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
She sat on his face
 
Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
She sat on his face
He licked the right place
 
Jill had a cute bubble heinie
I wanted to have it right by me
She sat on his face
He licked the right place
'Til her juices made his chin shiny
 
If I wear your ass like a beard
You'll know why the audience cheered
Though deafened by thighs
What wondrous sighs
 
If I wear your ass like a beard
You'll know why the audience cheered
Though deafened by thighs
What wondrous sighs
Like breakfast in bed commandeered. :rolleyes:
 
If I wear your ass like a beard
Then shaving would be a bit weird
Fingers on skin
Sometimes slipping in
So my face would end up all smeared
 
She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do
Better hard than soft :)
 
She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do
Better hard than soft :)
She makes it hard oft
 
She's a one-woman-writing crew
Her lim'ricks are hard to out do
Better hard than soft
She makes it hard oft
While posting in something see-through :devil::)
 
Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
 
Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
So perky and ripe
 
Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
So perky and ripe
They live up to the hype
 
]Saw you face last night on the tube
But all I wanted to do was stare at your boobs
So perky and ripe
They live up to the hype
Warning: Not suitable for noobs. :D
 
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