Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Aussie_Wolf]

I refuse to toil for trouble
And so you leave a faint stubble
Which ironically says
you have some frizz

 

[DukeSupernature]

I refuse to toil for trouble
And so you leave a faint stubble
Which ironically says
you have some frizz
Bringing trouble to bedroom rumbles.

 

[SpicySweets]

His words, they make her juices flow

 

[FantasySlut]

His words, they make her juices flow
My thoughts I can no longer control

 

[SpicySweets]

His words, they make my juices flow
My thoughts I can no longer control
He's deep in my mind

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

His words, they make my juices flow
My thoughts I can no longer control
He's deep in my mind
Putting me in a bind

 

[FantasySlut]

His words, they make my juices flow
My thoughts I can no longer control
He's deep in my mind
Putting me in a bind
On display and ready for the show

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Erotic wordplay can arouse

 

[weespanner]

Erotic wordplay can arouse
As well as a quick tumblr browse

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Erotic wordplay can arouse
As well as a quick tumblr browse
Thoughts of sex are had

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

Erotic wordplay can arouse
As well as a quick tumblr browse
Thoughts of sex are had
just call me bad

 

[weespanner]

Erotic wordplay can arouse
As well as a quick tumblr browse
Thoughts of sex are had
While scantily clad

 

[weespanner]

Erotic wordplay can arouse
As well as a quick tumblr browse
Thoughts of sex are had
just call me bad
For having a wank then a drowse

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

Browsing Lit while scantily clad

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Erotic wordplay can arouse
As well as a quick tumblr browse
Thoughts of sex are had
While scantily clad
With body parts that quickly rouse

 

[weespanner]

Browsing Lit while scantily clad
There's a lot of fun to be had

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Browsing Lit while scantily clad
There's a lot of fun to be had
Stay for a quick stroke

 

[weespanner]

Browsing Lit while scantily clad
There's a lot of fun to be had
Stay for a quick stroke
Or a finger poke

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Browsing Lit while scantily clad
There's a lot of fun to be had
Stay for a quick stroke
Or a finger poke
And maybe you'll meet a nice lad

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

The aurally inclined might fined their own thread

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The aural might found their own thread
Hopefully not soon to be dead

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

The aural might found their own thread
Hopefully not soon to be dead
They listen and see

 

[weespanner]

The aural might found their own thread
Hopefully not soon to be dead
They listen and see
If there's a degree
Of something to tempt them to bed

 

[BrokenRomantic]

well done, wee

The promise of pleasure will come

 

[weespanner]

The promise of pleasure will come
Just lie on your hand 'til it's numb