Write Our Own Limericks: V4

Status
Not open for further replies.
The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It stiffened her nipples so bold


The Pied Piper of raw desire
Often let himself out for hire
 
The Pied Piper of raw desire
Played with his flute to light her fire





the ice and the snow seemed so cold
It made her nips stand out so bold
 
The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It stiffened her nipples so bold
They were tight and sharp


The Pied Piper of raw desire
Often let himself out for hire
The price was cheap



The Pied Piper of raw desire
Played with his flute to light her fire
His music was sweet



The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It made her nips stand out so bold
Her heat melted the snow
 
The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It stiffened her nipples so bold
They were tight and sharp
When squeezed they went "PAAARP!" :eek:


The Pied Piper of raw desire
Often let himself out for hire
The price was cheap
Cause he liked to keep


The Pied Piper of raw desire
Played with his flute to light her fire
His music was sweet
Though his 'pipe' petite :(


The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It made her nips stand out so bold
Her heat melted the snow
And made flowers grow
 
The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It stiffened her nipples so bold
They were tight and sharp
When squeezed they went "PAAARP!" :eek:
Guess nipple rings have to be sold.

The Pied Piper of raw desire
Often let himself out for hire
The price was cheap
Cause he liked to keep
His 'clap' because he liked the fire.

The Pied Piper of raw desire
Played with his flute to light her fire
His music was sweet
Though his 'pipe' petite :(
He worked hard enough to perspire.


The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It made her nips stand out so bold
Her heat melted the snow
And made flowers grow
Daisies means she never looks old.
 
The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It stiffened her nipples so bold
They were tight and sharp
When squeezed they went "PAAARP!" :eek:
At least that is what I've been told.


The Pied Piper of raw desire
Often let himself out for hire
The price was cheap
Cause he liked to keep
His little house in the shire.


The Pied Piper of raw desire
Played with his flute to light her fire
His music was sweet
Though his 'pipe' petite :(
Which is why he had to retire :(


The ice and the snow seemed so cold
It made her nips stand out so bold
Her heat melted the snow
And made flowers grow
But they weren't the only thing sold! :eek: :devil:
 
DoRaMe danced erotically
Aided in that she's part-gypsy
When her hips did sway
 
DoRaMe danced erotically
Aided in that she's part-gypsy
When her hips did sway
(I'd watch them all day)
 
DoRaMe danced erotically
Aided in that she's part-gypsy
When her hips did sway
(I'd watch them all day)
My head spins as if it's tipsy.
 
Round and 'round and 'round she goes
Where she stops, do please mind your toes
When she gets dizzy
 
Round and 'round and 'round she goes
Where she stops, do please mind your toes
When she gets dizzy
You'll be in a tizzy
 
Round and 'round and 'round she goes
Where she stops, do please mind your toes
When she gets dizzy
You'll be in a tizzy
If she hurls ... whoops, thar she blows!

*bluuuurgh, splatch*
 
Round and 'round and 'round she goes
Where she stops, do please mind your toes
When she gets dizzy
You'll be in a tizzy
If she hurls ... whoops, thar she blows!

*bluuuurgh, splatch*

(There's not enough sound effects in this thread.)
-----------
Old pirates are top of the line
 
Old pirates are top of the line
Sailing crates made out of pine
His ball-sac's a flag
And the cook's a hag
 
Old pirates are top of the line
Sailing crates made out of pine
His ball-sac's a flag
And the cook's a hag
They both shag to pass all the time.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top