Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Sounds like the Love Boat I'd say
Let's all buy a ticket, ok?

 

[missmaddy]

Sounds like the Love Boat I'd say
Let's all buy a ticket, ok?
Ahoy here we come

 

[weespanner]

Sounds like the Love Boat I'd say
Let's all buy a ticket, ok?
Ahoy here we come
Shagging 'til we're numb

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

Sounds like the Love Boat I'd say
Let's all buy a ticket, ok?
Ahoy here we come
Shagging 'til we're numb
and changing partners everyday.

 

[37_ttej]

The Steward heard sounds below deck

 

[37_ttej]

The Steward heard sounds below deck
Said to himself, "What the heck!?"
He found in a nook
The Captain and cook
Having a quick, dirty feck.

 

[37_ttej]

Cook said, "Ooh, I love how you feel!"
But Captain laughed, "No that's an eel"
Just go with the flow
As it squirms to and fro
And soon you'll be ready to squeal!

 

[37_ttej]

She gasped and gushed on the floor
"Please, Sir, I can't take no more!"
He replied, "We're not done;
There's yet much more fun!"
As he pinned her 'gainst the door.

 

[37_ttej]

He lifted her onto his hips
Nuzzling her neck with his lips
"You ready, my dear?
Cause I'm pretty near
To fucking you hard mid-ships!"

 

[37_ttej]

She groaned as the Captain's 'log'
Breached her delicate bog
"I love me some ass
On a tight Wee lass;
I'll ride you, bitch, like a dog!"

 

[37_ttej]

Captain was true to his word
And soon the whole ship had heard
The moans and the grunt
As Cook's ass and cunt
Got fucked hard aft and forw'rd.

 

[BrokenRomantic]

They fucked but the food was ruined

 

[37_ttej]

He left her a quivering mess
His fluids all over her dress
Now Cook's a bit sore
But desperate for more
How much is anyone's guess.

 

[37_ttej]

They fucked but the food was ruined
Captain's now happily tuned
The weather forecast
(his todger's 'half-mast')
Predicts another typhoon!

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry, BR, got carried away.
No one else was on the thread so I was just playing with myself.
Erm, by myself.

Ahahaha.

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Captain yelled, "Topside all hands!"

 

[mamasota]

"Just playing with myself", he said

 

[availableslave2u]

"Just playing with myself", he said
as his hand slid up and down his cock, from the base to the head.

 

[weespanner]

"Just playing with myself", he said
Stroking from the base to the head
A gentle squeeze


Captain yelled, "Topside all hands!
And bring all the elastic bands"

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Just playing with myself", he said
Stroking from the base to the head
A gentle squeeze
With an ache to ease

Captain yelled, "Topside all hands!
And bring all the elastic bands"
Don't bring the asphalt

 

[weespanner]

"Just playing with myself", he said
Stroking from the base to the head
A gentle squeeze
With an ache to ease
Will soon make this a 'sticky' thread



Captain yelled, "Topside all hands!
And bring all the elastic bands
Don't bring the asphalt,
Just some single malt"

 

[DukeSupernature]

Captain yelled, "Topside all hands!
And bring all the elastic bands
Don't bring the asphalt,
Just some single malt,
God help you if it's not my brand!"

 

[TomBoner]

He was hard as a rock that day

 

[AbsintheFather]

He was hard as a rock that day
A four hour rod is nothing, he'd say

 

[TomBoner]

He was hard as a rock that day
A four hour rod is nothing, he'd say
But by the time she got home

 

[AbsintheFather]

He was hard as a rock that day
A four hour rod is nothing, he'd say
But by the time she got home
He wasn't alone