Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

We're talking poultry I see
Choking chickens, at best, probably



He moaned as she straddled and rode
She clenched and he had to explode

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We're talking poultry I see
Choking chickens, at best, probably
Just don't squeeze too tight


He moaned as she straddled and rode
She clenched and he had to explode
He left such a mess

 

[weespanner]

We're talking poultry I see
Choking chickens, at best, probably
Just don't squeeze too tight
Or you'll get egg white



He moaned as she straddled and rode
She clenched and he had to explode
He left such a mess
When he screamed 'Oh YES!!!'

 

[BrokenRomantic]

We're talking poultry I see
Choking chickens, at best, probably
Just don't squeeze too tight
Or you'll get egg white
And dead that poor chicken will be



He moaned as she straddled and rode
She clenched and he had to explode
He left such a mess
When he screamed 'Oh YES!!!'
Such pleasure on him, she bestowed

 

[sweetsauce]

geat limericks folks! nice to see them flowing so well and in rhythm

Lil Moll was such a thrill seeker

 

[AbsintheFather]

great limericks folks! nice to see them flowing so well and in rhythm

Lil Moll was such a thrill seeker
Was why she became a streaker


hi sweets

 

[sweetsauce]

Lil Moll was such a thrill seeker
Was why she became a streaker
Racing nude on the grass

AF hugs

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lil Moll was such a thrill seeker
Was why she became a streaker
Racing nude on the grass
She stepped on some glass

 

[sweetsauce]

Lil Moll was such a thrill seeker
Was why she became a streaker
Racing nude on the grass
She stepped on some glass
T'was a pipe left by some tweaker!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Lil Moll was such a thrill seeker
Was why she became a streaker
Racing nude on the grass
She stepped on some glass
T'was a pipe left by some tweaker!

hahaaa . . that's good, I thought I was setting you up for a 'sneaker' rhyme

 

[37_ttej]

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?
Was only tying to have us some fun

 

[sweetsauce]

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?
Was only tying to have us some fun
A laugh and a joke

 

[37_ttej]

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?
Was only tying to have us some fun
A laugh and a joke
And then a quick poke

 

[AbsintheFather]

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?
Was only tying to have us some fun
A laugh and a joke
Maybe a stroke?

 

[sweetsauce]

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?
Was only tying to have us some fun
A laugh and a joke
And then a quick poke
Or are you making a pun?

Were you up for a 'sneaky one?
Was only tying to have us some fun
A laugh and a joke
Maybe a stroke?
Hurry! Get your trousers undone!

 

[37_ttej]

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Not to worry Jett, I'll be her guy

 

[sweetsauce]

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Oh God that'll make you cry!

 

[37_ttej]

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Oh God that'll make you cry!
No! Not the scissors!

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Not to worry Jett, I'll be her guy
Some wing man you are!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Oh God that'll make you cry!
No! Not the scissors!
Uh oh, I have the jitters


Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Not to worry Jett, I'll be her guy
Some wing man you are!
I just hope it won't scar

 

[37_ttej]

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Oh God that'll make you cry!
No! Not the scissors!
Uh oh, I have the jitters
Snip, snip - now you can sing high.

Aaargh! My cock's caught in my fly!
Not to worry Jett, I'll be her guy
Some wing man you are!
I just hope it won't scar
Or sex you can kiss goodbye.

 

[Lia Monde]

In the garden, Jill picked a flower

 

[37_ttej]

In the garden, Jill picked a flower
Which in the shed she'll devour

(just what sort of 'flower' are we talking here )

 

[Lia Monde]

In the garden, Jill picked a flower
Which in the shed she'll devour
It's petals are soft