Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[85Ironman]

After that, exhaustion set in
As often the case, given the sin

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

After that, exhaustion set in
As often the case, given the sin
A sinner must sleep

 

[Lia Monde]

After that, exhaustion set in
As often the case, given the sin
A sinner must sleep
Before plunging deep

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

After that, exhaustion set in
As often the case, given the sin
A sinner must sleep
Before plunging deep
Into the vat they keep the holy water in

 

[DukeSupernature]

They'd sizzle and smoke before they

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

They'd sizzle and smoke before they
Finished the barbecue in the end of May

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

They'd sizzle and smoke before they
Finished the barbecue in the end of May
They char all the weenies

 

[DukeSupernature]

They'd sizzle and smoke before they
Finished the barbecue in the end of May
They char all the weenies
Until they are teeny

 

[availableslave2u]

They'd sizzle and smoke before they
Finished the barbecue in the end of May
They char all the weenies
Until they are teeny
And then they'd call it a day.

 

[TomBoner]

He tweedled his dee and his dum

 

[DukeSupernature]

He tweedled his dee and his dum
Obsessed over a conundrum

 

[weespanner]

He tweedled his dee and his dum
Obsessed over a conundrum
His mind wouldn't rest

 

[TomBoner]

He tweedled his dee and his dum
Obsessed over a conundrum
His mind wouldn't rest
So he got undressed

 

[DukeSupernature]

He tweedled his dee and his dum
Obsessed over a conundrum
His mind wouldn't rest
So he got undressed
And pledged his body to femdom.

 

[weespanner]

He tweedled his dee and his dum
Obsessed over a conundrum
His mind wouldn't rest
So he got undressed
And meditated with a hum http://wp10667067.server-he.de/wcf/images/smilies/meditation.gif

 

[TomBoner]

He cut off his wee-wee that night

 

[DukeSupernature]

He cut off his wee-wee that night
Beneath which lay a tiny sprite

 

[TomBoner]

He cut off his wee-wee that night
Beneath which lay a tiny sprite
It jumped for joy

 

[weespanner]

He cut off his wee-wee that night
Beneath which lay a tiny sprite
It jumped for joy
Ran off with his 'boy'

 

[thinking_theo]

He cut off his wee-wee that night
Beneath which lay a tiny sprite
It jumped for joy
Ran off with his 'boy'
And he was non 6" shorter in hight

 

[TomBoner]

If I had a 12" dong

 

[Firecracker]

If I had a 12" dong,
One that was longer than long

 

[sweetsauce]

If I had a 12" dong,
One that was longer than long
I'd flash it all day
Pee in a big spray

 

[sultan_sd]

If I had a 12" dong,
One that was longer than long
I'd flash it all day
And give it a play

 

[weespanner]

If I had a 12" dong,
One that was longer than long
I'd flash it all day
Pee in a big spray
If it had been pricked with a prong


If I had a 12" dong,
One that was longer than long
I'd flash it all day
And give it a play
On cam, in a miniscule thong