Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

He was a master of modern art
His style tore the classics apart
He filled canvas blanks
With colourful wanks
His doodling doodle brings all the laughs


He was a master of modern art
His masterpiece consisted, in part,
Of sculptures of nudes
With hand gestures rude

 

[37_ttej]

He was a master of modern art
His masterpiece consisted, in part,
Of sculptures of nudes
With hand gestures rude
And buttocks lifted dropping a fart.

(He may be a 'master' but, personally, I think his style stinks)

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

The undisputed master of toilet humor is Jett

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

The undisputed master of toilet humor is Jett
He always misses and get the seat wet

 

[Midnight_Man]

The undisputed master of toilet humor is Jett
He always misses and get the seat wet
It's been said he aims to please

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

The undisputed master of toilet humor is Jett
He always misses and gets the seat wet
It's been said he aims to please
But instead he just leaves

 

[DukeSupernature]

The undisputed master of toilet humor is Jett
He always misses and gets the seat wet
It's been said he aims to please
But instead he just leaves
He's never seen the credits yet.

 

[37_ttej]

Jett gets his Pet wet, no sweat

 

[weespanner]

Jett gets his Pet wet, no sweat
By serving up his big baguette

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jett gets his Pet wet, no sweat
By serving up his big baguette
He sprays from his hose

 

[weespanner]

Hey BR

Jett gets his Pet wet, no sweat
By serving up his big baguette
He sprays from his hose
As everyone knows

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Jett gets his Pet wet, no sweat
By serving up his big baguette
He sprays from his hose
As everyone knows
And he's not missed his target yet

Hi Wee

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She drank from the hose every summer

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She drank from the hose every summer
The well running dry was a bummer

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She drank from the hose every summer
The well running dry was a bummer
the handle, she'd pump

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She drank from the hose every summer
The well running dry was a bummer
the handle, she'd pump
the faster, he'd hump

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She drank from the hose every summer
The well running dry was a bummer
the handle, she'd pump
the faster, he'd hump
so, basically, it was a hummer

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard

 

[weespanner]

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
So much that it caught her off guard

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
Flooded her mouth...and the yard

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
So much that it caught her off guard
It got in her eye

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
Flooded her mouth...and the yard
Swallowed all she could

 

[weespanner]

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
So much that it caught her off guard
It got in her eye
Dribbled o her thigh



The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
Flooded her mouth...and the yard
Swallowed all she could
He tasted so good

 

[BrokenRomantic]

The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
So much that it caught her off guard
It got in her eye
Dribbled on her thigh
She smiled, not daring to discard




The hydrant gushed fluid quite hard
Flooded her mouth...and the yard
Swallowed all she could
He tasted so good
Still full mast, he just grinned. En garde!

 

[sweetsauce]

The sword swallower had quite the act

 

[Elmo_Lincoln]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact