Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Lia Monde]

In bed, Emma would bounce like a bunny
Holding tight to her rhythmless honey
Kissing and sweating

 

[HellBenttoo]

In bed, Emma would bounce like a bunny
Holding tight to her rhythmless honey
Kissing and sweating
Pawing and petting

 

[DukeSupernature]

......

 

[DukeSupernature]

In bed, Emma would bounce like a bunny
Holding tight to her rhythmless honey
Kissing and sweating
Pawing and petting
She leaves you walking a bit funny.

 

[Lia Monde]

Dawn would romp naked in the street.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Dawn would romp naked in the street
Wearing loaves of bread on her feet

 

[HellBenttoo]

Dawn would romp naked in the street
Wearing loaves of bread on her feet
A sandwich of sorts

 

[sweetsauce]

Dawn would romp naked in the street
Wearing loaves of bread on her feet
A sandwich of sorts
Her journey aborts

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dawn would romp naked in the street
Wearing loaves of bread on her feet
A sandwich of sorts
Her journey aborts
Her buns are deliciously sweet

 

[37_ttej]

Sugar and spice and all things nice

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sugar and spice and all things nice
Combined with big tits those were his vice

 

[DukeSupernature]

Sugar and spice and all things nice
Combined with big tits those were his vice
He'd sprinkle them both

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Sugar and spice and all things nice
Combined with big tits those were his vice
He'd sprinkle them both
But he did take an oath

 

[DukeSupernature]

rule nazis

Sugar and spice and all things nice
Combined with big tits those were his vice
He'd sprinkle them both
But he did take an oath
Don't go making the same mistake twice.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Do rhyme your last line with the first

 

[DukeSupernature]

Do rhyme your last line with the first
Be gentle A.D.D. is a curse

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Do rhyme your last line with the first
Be gentle A.D.D. is a curse
You have oodles of charm

 

[DukeSupernature]

Do rhyme your last line with the first
Be gentle A.D.D. is a curse
You have oodles of charm
What could be the harm

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Do rhyme your last line with the first
Be gentle A.D.D. is a curse
You have oodles of charm
What could be the harm
If I don't get to kiss you, I'll burst

 

[DukeSupernature]

Wish I'd known so I could rehearse

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Wish I'd known so I could rehearse
There's a box of Altoids in my purse

 

[DukeSupernature]

Wish I'd known so I could rehearse
There's a box of Altoids in my purse
Which if chewed too much

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Wish I'd known so I could rehearse
There's a box of Altoids in my purse
Which if chewed too much
Lose their sting on your junk

 

[DukeSupernature]

Wish I'd known so I could rehearse
There's a box of Altoids in my purse
Which if chewed too much
Lose their sting on your junk
But licking your ear will still hurt

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Last night, I talked loud in my sleep