Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[37_ttej]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact
Thick-bladed or thin

 

[weespanner]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact
Thick-bladed or thin
She'd slip them all in

 

[AbsintheFather]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact
Thick-bladed or thin
Swords made of skin

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact
Thick-bladed or thin
She'd slip them all in
Because of the tonsils she did lack

 

[37_ttej]

She loved they were self-lubricating

 

[weespanner]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact
Thick-bladed or thin
Swords made of skin
That she would insert and extract


She loved they were self-lubricating
Her audience wasn't kept waiting

 

[37_ttej]

The sword swallower had quite the act
She would never gag, that's the fact
Thick-bladed or thin
Swords made of skin
That she would insert and extract


She loved they were self-lubricating
Her audience wasn't kept waiting
Mouth wide - down he goes

 

[weespanner]

She loved they were self-lubricating
Her audience wasn't kept waiting
Mouth wide - down he goes
Deeeeeep throat, I suppose!

 

[texou]

She loved they were self-lubricating
Her audience wasn't kept waiting
Mouth wide - down he goes
Deeeeeep throat, I suppose!
Sure is better than maturbating!

 

[AbsintheFather]

The Judges gave her a high score

 

[weespanner]

The Judges gave her a high score
The crowd went wild, screaming for 'More!'

 

[37_ttej]

The Judges gave her a high score
The crowd went wild, screaming for 'More!'
Those in the front rows

 

[weespanner]

The Judges gave her a high score
The crowd went wild, screaming for 'More!'
Those in the front rows
Shouted "I propose!"

 

[AbsintheFather]

The Judges gave her a high score
The crowd went wild, screaming for 'More!'
Those in the front rows
Shouted "I propose!"
"Sorry" she said, my throat's too sore

 

[weespanner]

"I'll soothe it with some of my cream"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"I'll soothe it with some of my cream"
"Just swallow, like I always dream."

 

[weespanner]

"I'll soothe it with some of my cream"
"Just swallow, like I always dream."
"Will that help my throat?"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

"I'll soothe it with some of my cream"
"Just swallow, like I always dream."
"Will that help my throat?"
"To its health, I devote!"

 

[weespanner]

"I'll soothe it with some of my cream"
Just swallow, like I always dream."
"Will that help my throat?"
"To its health, I devote!
"This up-cumming, warming, live-stream"

 

[BrokenRomantic]

So many lim'ricks 'bout sucking

 

[weespanner]

So many lim'ricks 'bout sucking
The opposite now - try up-chucking

 

[BrokenRomantic]

So many lim'ricks 'bout sucking
The opposite now - try up-chucking
Now puking's just gross
Made me retch, so close!
Rather we talk about fucking

Nailed it

 

[weespanner]

you did indeed - tho you should have just said that in the first place

So many lim'ricks 'bout sucking
The opposite now - try up-chucking
Now puking's just gross
Made me retch, so close!
Just warn me so I can start ducking

 

[37_ttej]

We're talking poultry I see

 

[BrokenRomantic]

well I do like playing coy

He moaned as she straddled and rode