Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

Last night, I talked loud in my sleep
Of misleading Little Bo-Peep

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Last night, I talked loud in my sleep
Of misleading Little Bo-Peep
Re-routing her flock

 

[DukeSupernature]

hahaha ... 'flock'

Last night, I talked loud in my sleep
Of misleading Little Bo-Peep
Re-routing her flock
Hinting her livestock

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Last night, I talked loud in my sleep
Of misleading Little Bo-Peep
Re-routing her flock
Hinting her livestock
And lifting her dress with my *beep*

 

[DukeSupernature]

When homeless get lewd on the bus

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

When homeless get lewd on the bus
Consider they just may be a klutz

 

[DukeSupernature]

When homeless get lewd on the bus
Consider they just may be a klutz
Who's by accident

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

When homeless get lewd on the bus
Consider they just may be a klutz
Who's by accident
Felt up your wheel-chaired aunt

 

[DukeSupernature]

When homeless get lewd on the bus
Consider they just may be a klutz
Who's by accident
Felt up your wheel-chaired aunt
Who doesn't comprehend the fuss.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Bring me my shaker and salt

 

[DukeSupernature]

Bring me my shaker and salt
Or you'll bring this meal to a halt

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Bring me my shaker and salt
Or you'll bring this meal to a halt
We'll be buzzing with 'ritas

 

[DukeSupernature]

Bring me my shaker and salt
Or you'll bring this meal to a halt
We'll be buzzing with 'ritas
Dip lips in sangria

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Bring me my shaker and salt
Or you'll bring this meal to a halt
We'll be buzzing with 'ritas
Dip lips in sangria
The cock groping isn't my fault

 

[DukeSupernature]

That's what Bo-Peep said ...

There once was a man from Bahunt

 

[weespanner]

There once was a man from Bahunt
Who came with a squeal and a grunt

 

[DukeSupernature]

There once was a man from Bahunt
Who came with a squeal and a grunt
Just like a piggy

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

There once was a man from Bahunt
Who came with a squeal and a grunt
Just like a piggy
He launched his salt squiggy

 

[weespanner]

There once was a man from Bahunt
Who came with a squeal and a grunt
Just like a piggy
He launched his salt squiggy
All over her quivering....front

 

[DukeSupernature]

There once was a man from Bahunt
Who came with a squeal and a grunt
Just like a piggy
He launched his salt squiggy
And painted his name on her cunt.

Allusions are for girls ...

 

[37_ttej]

He was a master of modern art

 

[DukeSupernature]

He was a master of modern art
His style tore the classics apart

 

[37_ttej]

He was a master of modern art
His style tore the classics apart
He filled canvas blanks

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

He was a master of modern art
His masterpiece consisted, in part,

 

[weespanner]

He was a master of modern art
His style tore the classics apart
He filled canvas blanks
With colourful wanks



He was a master of modern art
His masterpiece consisted, in part,
Of sculptures of nudes