Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

But Fanny is also a name
The act though is one and the same
So sit on my face
And I'll leave no trace
Except for that spot where I came

 

[Hornblende]

So cunning a linguist was he

 

[weespanner]

So cunning a linguist was he
He was giving her orgasm three

 

[Hornblende]

So cunning a linguist was he
He was giving her orgasm three
And so in return

 

[weespanner]

So cunning a linguist was he
He was giving her orgasm three
And so in return
She licked tip to stern

 

[Hornblende]

So cunning a linguist was he
He was giving her orgasm three
And so in return
She licked tip to stern
They licked and they sucked with pure glee!

 

[dearc]

One day deep in the woods

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

One day deep in the woods
He said to her "Marry me, toots!"

 

[Cymru6969]

One day deep in the woods
He said to her "Marry me, toots!"
"On one condition."

 

[Penuche]

One day deep in the woods
He said to her "Marry me, toots!"
"On one condition.
You share my vision

 

[Cymru6969]

One day deep in the woods
He said to her "Marry me, toots!"
"On one condition.
You share my vision
You must love both my puss AND boots

 

[Penuche]

She said to him, "that cannot be...

 

[Cymru6969]

She said to him, "that cannot be...
For thou art married to the sea

 

[Penuche]

She said to him, "that cannot be...
For thou art married to the sea
Several years you're away

 

[Cymru6969]

She said to him, "that cannot be...
For thou art married to the sea
Several years you're away
To Kowloon and Cathay

 

[Penuche]

She said to him, "that cannot be...
For thou art married to the sea
Several years you're away
To Kowloon and Cathay
And I've heard of the whores there, from thee."

 

[Cymru6969]

She said to him, "that cannot be...
For thou art married to the sea
Several years you're away
To Kowloon and Cathay
And I've heard of the whores there, from thee."

^^^^

Upon his return, bearing gifts

 

[Penuche]

Upon his return, bearing gifts
Which he chosen to patch up the rifts,

 

[Cymru6969]

Upon his return, bearing gifts
Which he chosen to patch up the rifts
Diamonds and rubies

 

[Hornblende]

Upon his return, bearing gifts
Which he chosen to patch up the rifts
Diamonds and rubies
To lie 'gainst her boobies

 

[Adre]

Upon his return, bearing gifts
Which he chosen to patch up the rifts
Diamonds and rubies
To lie 'gainst her boobies
And tickle her each time she shifts

 

[Penuche]

The thong to go with them had pearls

 

[dearc]

The thong to go with them had pearls
That got caught in her curls

 

[Cymru6969]

The thong to go with them had pearls
That often got caught in her curls
He undid the clasp

 

[AbsintheFather]

The thong to go with them had pearls
That often got caught in her curls
He undid the clasp
She gave up a gasp